Dear Will Ferrell and Adam McKay,
I would like to sincerely, with the utmost respect and adoration fo
your body of work, humbly ask you to consider optioning this property.
Radioactive Crotch Man is a character/concept that is rife with
possibilities. And I know both of you would relish creating a majo
Hollywood blockbuster comedy superhero movie, that doubled as the
worlds longest dick joke.
As a fellow comedian and fan, I implore you to take this plea
seriously. Radioactive Crotch Man could be, neigh, NEEDS to be a summe
cockbuster, excuse me, blockbuster.