I Fell In Love Mofos
(29 of 99 Chapters) There's a lady who has captured my heart.
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Keywords: I Fell in Love curt covington curtis drugs sharon Drink Drank Drunk Drinking party dog weed jackass college pot mullet poop partying
Credits: Curtis Covington, Sharon
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6 comments
I'm actually questioning that it was dog shit you smeared on her car, 'cause knowing you from your stories I'd guess it'd be your own. Kinda like a marking of your territory.
Let me guess, you slashed them with a bowie knife?
Aw, why can’t you slash my tires?
nuts
you are much subtler than i am. i like to send letters of e.e. cummings style poetry…written in my own blood.
now i’m jealous…where do you live?