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Voiceover: Stay tuned
after watching the episode

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for a sneak peek at
HBO's new comedy series,

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"East Bound and Down".

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Voiceover: Previously on
"Flight of the Concords" ...

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Murray: Item one, Todd
is the new band member.

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(tom tom sound)

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Todd: I'm the third Conchord.

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Mel: Oh my God!

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(tom tom sound)

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Jemaine: What has happened to this band?

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Bret: You're fired, Bret.

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(funky music) (tom tom sound)

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Voiceover: Todd and I
are gonna start a group,

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our own group, without Bret and [Jerome].

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(funky music)

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♫ (lyrics) Do the doggie bounce ♫

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Murray: #1 in 24 countries.

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Jemaine: Everybody's
spending a lot more time

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with the Crazy Dogs than us.

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Murray: Keep practicing, okay?

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(tires squealing)

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(funky music)

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(static sound)

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(choir music)

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(hip hop rhythm)

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(theme music plays)

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Murray: Okay, band meeting, Bret ...

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Jemaine: Yes.

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Murray: Jemaine?

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Bret: Also yes.

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Murray: Murray, present of course, right.

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Ah yes, item one, oh, good news ...

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The CDs made double-platinum in America.

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Jemaine: What? Are you
serious? What happened?

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Murray: Those Crazy Dogs ...

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Bret: Only sold five.

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Murray: Crazy Dogs, sorry, wrong agenda.

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Jemaine: [unintelligible]

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Murray: Item two, now
the library you played,

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they called me to say that
you stole a cushion. Did you?

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Bret: Mm-hmm (affirmative).

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Jemaine: Yes.

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Murray: Guys! You can't steal cushions!

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Bret: It was just a really nice cushion.

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Murray: Return it, okay?

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I think, you know, you'll
feel bad if you live with that

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the rest of your life ...

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Every time someone came around,

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"Oh, nice cushion!"

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"Yeah."

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Okay?

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Item three, R. Kelly wants
to sing on your next song.

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Jemaine: What? Are you serious?

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Murray: Yup. Should I find out who he is?

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Jemaine: R. Kelly?

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Murray: Mmm.

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Jemaine: Are you sure that's
not for the Crazy Dogs?

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Murray: Yes, it's the Crazy Dogs ...

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oh, it's the Crazy Dogs, sorry.

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Let me see your agenda,
I've mixed these up.

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This is a mess.

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Crazy Dogs ...

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Bret: Dear Murray, we wanna
fire you as our manager.

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Murray: What?

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Jemaine: What?

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Murray: What's your reasoning, Bret?

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Bret: You spend all your
time on the Crazy Dogs

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and you don't really spend any time on us.

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Murray: Before you came to me,

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you were poor and you had no gigs.

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Now look at you!

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Bret: We're poor and we've got no gigs.

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Jemaine: We're slightly poorer.

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Murray: Are you really?

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Jemaine: Yeah, Bret's only got one shoe.

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Murray: Aw, Bret, is
that what this is about?

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One shoe? I can get you another shoe ...

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Bret: It's not about the
shoe, I just lost my shoe.

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Murray: Not a problem, what size are you?

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Bret: Size 9, but it's not
about the shoe, it's about ...

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Murray: Your right foot ...

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Yeah, hi, Murray here. I
need a right foot shoe ...

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Jemaine: Murray, we're firing you,

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we're gonna manage ourselves.

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Murray: Oh, I understand it, okay, fine.

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You know what? Actually,
there's another item here

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on the agenda I missed
out, ah yes, here it is,

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Item four, STUFF YOU!

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Jemaine: Sure that's
not for the Crazy Dogs?

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Murray: STUFF YOU, JEMAINE!

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and STUFF YOU, BRET!

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And STUFF YOU AGAIN, JEMAINE!

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Jemaine: Why did I get double-stuffed?

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Murray: I don't need you
guys, you're unneeded, okay?

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I've got the Crazy Dogs,
they're making hit after hit.

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"Doggy Bounce" #1, "Doggy Dance" #5,

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"In the Pound" #37, it's not gonna stop!

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It's never gonna stop!

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They're a hit-making machine!

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Look at their gold records!

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And just to let you know,
your awards over there

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they're fake! I had to make them myself!

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Jemaine: What?

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Murray: They're pencil sharpeners stuck to

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a couple of bits of wood
to make you feel better!

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Jemaine: We didn't win the Grammys?

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Murray: No, you didn't!

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Jemaine: I thought we won
Best New Zealand Matters.

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Murray: There's no such category, Jemaine!

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Jemaine: What about your
"Best Management" award?

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Murray: That's fake as well.

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Jemaine: We're going, Murray.

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Murray: Band meeting finished!

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Forever!

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Good luck without me, you turkeys!

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(door shuts)

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♫ (lyrics) Rejected, thrown away ♫

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♫ Affected, I don't know what to say ♫

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♫ Dejected, cast out to the sea ♫

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♫ Disconnected, they didn't want me ♫

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(swoosh sound)

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♫ Unprotected like a baby in the snow ♫

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♫ Dejected like clown without a show ♫

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♫ I objected, pretended I was unaffected ♫

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♫ But still ended up rejected ♫

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♫ Like a cake shop without any cakes ♫

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♫ Like a cornflake box
without any flakes ♫

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♫ Left all alone in the world ♫

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♫ Like a little orphan girl ♫

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♫ Who's been neglected ♫

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♫ Feel like I'm cut into two ♫

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♫ Or bisected, slung,
flung, tossed, threw ♫

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♫ Or trajected treated as
though I was infected ♫

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♫ Disrespected ♫

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(tapping sound)

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Glen: Murray?

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Murray: One moment ...

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♫ And rejected ♫

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Yes, Glen? What was that again?

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Glen: There's a call for you from Poland,

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a lawyer, he said he's been trying to

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reach you all morning.

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Murray: Please tell him I'm not there.

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I'm not here, either. I'm not anywhere.

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(funky music)

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(singing)

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Voiceover: Sounds pretty good.

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Murray: These guys? They'll
never hit the big time ...

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They're too devious.

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Voiceover: Crowd likes them all right.

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Murray: Trust me though,
they're devious. I know.

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(singing)

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(audience applauds)

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Murray: (clears throat)

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Jemaine: Oh, Murray,
what are you doing here?

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Murray: I just thought I'd come and see

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how you were doing without me.

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Just to let you know,
there was a lot of things

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I used to do behind the scenes, all right?

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Stuff that you guys don't know about.

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Jemaine: What, when we couldn't see you?

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Murray: Yeah.

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Jemaine: What would you be
doing behind the scenes?'

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Bret: Having dinner?

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Murray: No, managing you guys.

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Bret: Go to the movies?

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Murray: Photocopying, um, heggling ...

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Jemaine: Heggling?

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Murray: Yup.

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Um, heggling ...

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Jemaine: Heggling?

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Murray: Yeah, , do you
know what that means?

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Jemaine: Is that a word
that you just made up?

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Murray: It's made up, yeah ...

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Bret: I thought tonight's
gig went really well,

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had a big crowd.

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Martin: Unbelievable.

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Murray: That's unbelievable.

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Bret: Hello.

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Kaitlyn: Hi.

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Jemaine: Hi.

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Martin: I'm Martin
Clark, President and CEO

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of Great Expectations,
one of the top agencies

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here in New York, I love what you guys do.

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You're fantastic. I
particularly like one of you.

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Jemaine and Bret: Thank you.

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Martin: This is my
colleague, Kaitlyn Goodman.

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Kaitlyn: Hey.

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Murray: So we just came
by your gig tonight

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completely by accident,
but it's the kind of

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accident I like to be in.

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We think you'd be perfect
to write a new jingle

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for a campaign we're doing.

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Jemaine: Oh, we don't use
our music to sell products.

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Martin: This could make you so
rich you'll be shitting money.

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Kaitlyn: Literally, if you wanted.

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Jemaine: We might have to
have a meeting about this.

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Bret: Yeah, let's have an
emergency band meeting.

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Martin: No, please, go on.

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Kaitlyn: Go, please, go ahead.

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Bret: Okay, emergency
band meeting, Jemaine?

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Jemaine: Yes.

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Bret: Bret, present. Item
one, band merchandise.

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Jemaine: I've the done the t-shirt ...

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Bret: This shirt?

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Jemaine: Yes, this is my band t-shirt.

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Bret: Of ...

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Jemaine: Well, I've written "Flight of the

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Conchords" in tiny letters in paint.

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Bret: Oh, that's good.

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Jemaine: But we can't
tell him tonight because

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I'm wearing it.

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Bret: I've made the dolls ...

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Here's your doll ...

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And my doll ...

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Jemaine: Oh, that's great. How'd you get

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the jacket so realistic?

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Bret: Yeah, that's real
denim and I just want

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to get some of your hair.

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Jemaine: Item two, item
two, item two, the jingle.

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Bret: Item two, oh, the jingle ...

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Jemaine: I think it sounds
like a good opportunity.

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Bret: Let's do it.

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Jemaine: We've decided we'd
like to do the jingle, please.

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Martin: Hey, that's terrific!

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Bret: Yes, please.

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Martin: It's for a new organic toothpaste

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for women only.

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Jemaine: For women?

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Kaitlyn: Women only.

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Martin: Not many people know this,

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but women have very different
dental needs from men.

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Kaitlyn: We do.

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Jemaine: Can I try some?

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Martin: Um, I don't think so.

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It's really for women only.

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What I really want you
to do is think about it

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because when I saw you guys tonight,

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I thought, "Here's two
men who know exactly

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what women feel like."

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Jemaine: Thank you.

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Bret: Thanks.

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Martin: Great. All right,
here, email me, okay?

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Martin underscore Clark at AOL.com.

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Bret: Underscore is your middle name?

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Martin: Why don't you just
come down to the office,

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the address is right there on the card,

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and I need a demo by the
end of the week, cool?

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Bret: Yes.

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Jemaine: Uh, yes.

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(guitar music)

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What do women like?

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Bret: Men?

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Jemaine: Some of them do.

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Bret: Yeah.

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♫ (lyrics) Some women like
men, some are lesbian ♫

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♫ Femident Toothpaste ♫

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Bret: That's almost
half, that's half of it.

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Jemaine: Women love
weaving, they love to weave.

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Bret: Nah, weaving is a man's game.

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Jemaine: Bret, you've
got a woman in front of

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a weaving machine and just watch her go.

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Bret: No, honestly, my dad weaves ...

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My grandfather was a weaver ...

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Jemaine: I thought your
dad was a sheep lawyer.

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Bret: Yeah, during the day,
but at night he weaves a lot

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and I come from a family of weavers.

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Jemaine: I've never seen a man weave.

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Bret: I love weaving. I'm
weaving at the moment.

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Making a pair of trousers.

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Women's rights?

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Jemaine: No, that's more
of a man's thing isn't it?

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Sorry ...

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Bret: Um, no, it's
definitely a woman's thing.

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Jemaine: No, my father's
a woman's rights activist.

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Bret: Your dad?

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Jemaine: Yeah.

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Bret: Not your mum?

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Jemaine: No. Mum? No. Dad
wouldn't allow that. No way.

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Dave: They like wrestling
and cooking oil on a plane.

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Jemaine: Seems like a
ridiculous generalization.

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Dave: No, these women I met ...

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I took them up on a plane ...

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They were making a salad
and the next thing you know,

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they're just wrestling at 85,000 feet.

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Bret: You know any actual women, Dave?

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Dave: Yeah, pretty much.

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Jemaine: You said there'd be
a lot of women here today.

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Dave: Well, there usually is, Jemaine.

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I don't know why they're not here.

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They're probably just doing Brazilians.

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They'll show up, don't worry.

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(guitar music)

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Murray: Oh hey, guys. Come in.

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Bret: Hi Murray.

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Murray: Um, basically I
just wanted to check in,

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see how you guys were getting on.

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It's not as easy, is it, without me?

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Jemaine: It's a bit easier.

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Bret: Real easy.

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Jemaine: We thought it would be easy

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and it turned out to be easier.

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Murray: So you thought
it was gonna be easy,

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and it's even easier than you thought.

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Bret: It's easier than easy.

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Murray: Oh okay, so
you're telling me it was

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unbelievably easy?

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Bret: Yeah, we're doing a
jingle for a toothpaste ad.

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Murray: Look, I know what
these advertising people

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are like, Bret, okay?
I've been to Bangkok.

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Now Monday, you're trying
to do a TV commercial,

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they're filming it, it's
all about toothpaste,

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then Tuesday they're
trying to film you naked!

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Yup! Next thing you know, you're getting

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drugs thrown at you and all because

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you don't have proper management.

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Happens all the time, guys.

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Bret: Well, it was good to see you, mate.

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Jemaine: We gotta write a jingle.

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Murray: Just hang on, okay?

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Do you guys know what
professional opinions are?

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Bret and Jemaine: Yes.

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Murray: You do? Do you have them?

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Jemaine: Yes.

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Bret: Yeah.

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Murray: Good, because I need some.

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Take a look at this ...

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(music plays)

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Jemaine: I can't stand this song.

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Murray: Look at that.

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Okay, that's not what
I wanted to show you.

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Now look at this.

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(music plays)

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Okay? Now, opinion time.

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Is that one, in any way,
similar to the first one?

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Jemaine: Yes, in that
it's exactly the same.

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Bret: Yeah, very similar.

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Murray: I'll tell you why it's similar ...

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Because this Polish one is what's known as

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cover version, okay?

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Now, the only problem
is this cover version

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came out 13 years before the
Crazy Dogs original version.

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Bret: Hmm.

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Murray: So my question to you is ...

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Is that bad or do you think that's normal?

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Jemaine: I think it's probably bad.

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Murray: Okay, well that's
what the lawyer said.

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I've got two bads, how about you, Bret?

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You you think that's bad?

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Bret: Mm, bad.

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Murray: Normal?

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Bret: Bad. I think it's probably bad.

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Murray: You think that's normal, do you?

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Bret: I think it's bad.

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Murray: All right, so I've got ...

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So you're normal ...

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Bret: No, I'm bad.

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Murray: You're bad?

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Bret: Mm-hmm (affirmative).

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Murray: I've got three ...

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Excuse me? I said wait till
the meeting's finished, please!

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Excuse me, careful with that!

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That's worth $20,000!

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It was a gift from Tori Amos!

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Bret: You're moving the office, Murray?

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Murray: I'm kind of moving ...

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Which brings me to item three.

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Would any of you like to buy a disk?

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(people shouting)

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Mel: Oh hey, guys!

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Hey, can you believe this
Crazy Dog controversy?

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This is such bullshit, right?

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You should've seen Doug
when he heard what happened!

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He went berzerk!

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Doug: Actually I think Mel
really went more berzerk ...

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Mel: Oh, stop hogging the
conversation, Doug, it's rude.

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Jemaine: It is rude.

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Doug: But I wasn't really hogging ...

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Mel: Conversation hog, "Oink, oink, oink!

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I've got something to say all the time!"

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Look who's talking, are we
gonna light this fire or what?

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Doug: You know, I think
it's against city laws

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to start a fire on the sidewalk.

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Mel: Oh my God, Doug ...

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Bret: Good luck with the CD burning.

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Mel: Hand me that gasoline can, all right?

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Looks like I'm gonna have to
do this by myself as usual.

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Doug: Yeah, but I don't ...

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Mel: Why did you come, Doug, if you didn't

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want to light a fire?

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(funky music)

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Dave: What's the problem?

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Bret: Do you think we're selling out

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by doing the jingle?

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Dave: No way, man. Some of
the best songs are jingles.

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Jemaine: Well, that's why
we need to talk to you.

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We need to negotiate a deal and we've got

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no idea how to do it.

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Dave: Well, good luck
for you, then because

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you're only in Dave's House of Deals.

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The D in my name stands for Deal.

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Did you know that the word "Dave" actually

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means "deal" in Latino?

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Doing a deal's easy as
long as you know how.

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How much you give me for this?

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Bret: A dollar.

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Dave: DOUBLE IT!

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Bret: Two dollars.

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Dave: DOUBLE IT AGAIN!

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Bret: Four dollars.

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Dave: SOLD!

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Jemaine: What?

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Dave: I just made him pay nearly 10 times

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what he wanted to pay in the first place.

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Jemaine: You just manipulated him.

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Dave: It's called the "Dave
Double-Down Technique".

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How do you think I got that macrame owl?

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Bret: It's cool.

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Dave: Yeah.

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Bret: That was a good one.

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Okay, thanks, man.

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Dave: There's your pen, just
give me my four dollars.

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Four dollars, please ...

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Bret: I thought it was an exercise.

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Dave: Yeah, you gotta
learn the whole lesson.

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Bret: That's fine, yeah.

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Dave: I'm gonna waive the tax.

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Thanks for the table and
good luck out there, guys.

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(funky music)

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Martin: The song! Wow! (laughs)

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Bret: Do you like it?

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Martin: Oh, loved it!

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Kaitlyn: Loved it! You are
speaking for women by women.

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Martin: Now, there's certain parts though,

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that I think can use a little work.

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This song is 18 minutes long ...

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We're talking about a 30
second commercial here.

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Jemaine: We thought it
would be more of a concept.

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Martin: Well, I know
you're from New Zealand,

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what is this, Lord of the Rings?

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We don't have all day.

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Kaitlyn: Also the lyrics
don't really fit the product.

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They're not cohesive at all.

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Jemaine: Some of them
aren't about toothpaste,

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they're just things in our life.

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Martin: Yeah.

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Kaitlyn: They don't make sense.

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Jemaine: Okay, so just talk
about toothpaste, really.

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Kaitlyn: Yes.

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Martin: And I have some big news for you.

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I've convinced the client to
put you guys on the ad on TV.

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Bret: Do we get more money?

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Martin: We haven't
mentioned the money, yet.

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Let's talk money.

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Jemaine: We were wondering
if you could double it.

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Martin: I haven't
mentioned the fee, yet ...

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Jemaine: Forget I said
that, what is the fee?

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I'm sorry, Bret ...

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Martin: The fee's $1,000
each, how about that?

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Jemaine: Sorry, now I say it, double it.

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Martin: I am doubling
it, it was going to be

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$500 each, that would have been $1,000 ...

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Kaitlyn: He already
doubled it in his mind.

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Martin: Yeah, I doubled it just now.

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$1,000 each?

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Jemaine: Yes.

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Martin: Do we have a deal?

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Bret: Oh, that's good.

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Martin: Congratulations!

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Kaitlyn: Congratulations.

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Martin: You're the feminine boys.

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(guitar music)

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Jemaine: Murray!

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Murray: Morning, guys!

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Bret: Hi!

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Murray: Actually, get in the car,

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there's something I
wanna talk to you about.

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Jemaine: You okay, Murray?

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Murray: Of course. Why?

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(door shuts)

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Jemaine: No reason.

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Murray: Bret, can you
get a pencil out of my

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stationery cabinet there, please?

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Bret: Where's that?

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Murray: The glove box there.

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Bret: There you go.

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Murray: Thank you.

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(grinding pencil)

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Larry: Now I've got something
I wanna talk to you about.

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I don't know really how to say it,

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so I'm just gonna say it, okay?

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Can I be your manager again?

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Jemaine: No.

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Murray: Right, sorry,
should have done the, Bret?

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Jemaine: You're not managing
us. We don't do roll call.

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Bret: It's not a meeting, then?

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Murray: Please! Come on, guys!

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Jemaine: Things are going
well for us. We told you.

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Murray: Well, it's not going well for me!

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Bret: Why don't you just
take your old job back

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at the Consulate?

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Murray: I can't do that,
Bret. I've moved on.

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Look at me, I'm not going back there.

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Plus, when I quit, I told them
all to go stuff themselves.

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Jemaine: Really? To their faces?

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Murray: No, I wrote it down,
but it's the same feeling.

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Imagine reading that!

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Okay? I'm probably being ostracized now.

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[unintelligible]. You
know what that means?

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Bret: No.

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Jemaine: You're not at a yacht race?

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Murray: Yeah. They don't talk to me.

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Bret: You living in your car, mate?

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Murray: No. Of course not, it's illegal.

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You can't do that! Apparently.

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Unless you move your
vehicle every three hours.

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I've gotta go. That's enough, thank you.

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Out you get, gone, both of you.

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Jemaine: That's wasn't
a meeting, Murray ...

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Doesn't count as a meeting.

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Murray: Okay. Gone! Nice
pants! Are they woven?

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Bret: These are man-made.

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Murray: Wow!

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(car ignition sound)

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(funky music)

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♫ (lyrics) You are a woman,
you wear women's wear ♫

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♫ You have breasts and long-ish hair ♫

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♫ You're kind of found everywhere ♫

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♫ Yet you're still very rare, oh yeah ♫

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♫ You're a woman and you love to weave ♫

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♫ You're a woman, you have woman's needs ♫

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♫ I know you'll have women's rights ♫

533

♫ You're a woman with
teeth now take a bite ♫

534

♫ Oh Femident Toothpast, yeah ♫

535

♫ For your feminine dental care, oh yeah ♫

536

♫ Oh Femident Toothpaste ♫

537

♫ Femident, Femident, Femident ♫

538

Voiceover: Great! Okay.

539

(bell rings) Martin: Great stuff, guys!

540

Kaitlyn: Yeah, fantastic stuff!

541

Martin: Now, if you'll
just fill out these forms

542

and get us copies of your work permits,

543

we are done here today!

544

Bret: Mmm, we don't have work permits.

545

Kaitlyn: Oh, uh, oh,
because you're foreign,

546

you need work permits
or green cards, so ...

547

Jemaine: Green card?

548

Martin: Yes, green cards.

549

You do have a green card, right?

550

Jemaine: Just a bit of card?

551

Bret: It's just a greenish card?

552

Kaitlyn: No, it's an actual ...

553

Jemaine: Is it like a library card?

554

Kaitlyn: Are you legally
allowed to work in this country?

555

Bret: I don't think we're legally
allowed to be in the country.

556

Jemaine: No, we're illegal immigrants.

557

Martin: I think you better be
in touch with your attorneys.

558

Kaitlyn: You bastards better bring your

559

passports in and show us
your damn work permits!

560

(buzzing sound)

561

(cell phone rings)

562

Murray: Hello, Murray speaking.

563

Bret: Murray, it's Bret.

564

Murray: Oh, hello, Bret. How are you?

565

Bret: Not so good, we need our passports.

566

Murray: Well, you know
I don't have them, Bret.

567

They're in the Consulate Office.

568

I'm actually just outside
there now by chance.

569

Bret: It's just we're in
a little bit of trouble.

570

Murray: You're in trouble?

571

Jemaine: Legal trouble.

572

Bret: Uh yeah, Jemaine's just
saying we're in legal trouble.

573

Murray: Well, just calm
down. Are you sitting down?

574

Bret: Yeah, we are sitting down.

575

Murray: Okay, what have you got on?

576

Bret: We've got blue robes on,
we're not wearing anything ...

577

Murray: GET DRESSED! WHERE ARE YOU?

578

YOU IN A HOTEL ROOM?

579

Bret: Can you just bring our passports and

580

some green cards, please?

581

Murray: All right.

582

Bret: Thanks.

583

(funky music)

584

(elevator ding)

585

Murray: Psst! Greg! It's me, Murray!

586

Oh Greg, I just wanted to say, all right?

587

Straight up, I'm very, very ...

588

I don't have a purpose, okay?

589

Greg: I think there are a
couple messages you had ...

590

Murray: No, just give
us a chance, all right?

591

This is not easy for me, all right?

592

I wasn't myself. The things
I put in that letter,

593

unbelievable!

594

Greg: One from May, something about your

595

gym membership expiring and one from the

596

prime minister from September and

597

one just before Christmas,
no, that was a wrong number.

598

Murray: Okay.

599

Greg: Is there anything
else I can do for you?

600

Murray: Ah, nope. No,
that's good, thank you.

601

Guys! Psst! Come here! Come here!

602

Come here!

603

Well, good news, guys, I got my job back,

604

I got your passports.

605

Jemaine: That's great.

606

Bret: Good.

607

Murray: Bad news, guys,
your passports aren't ready.

608

They're not processed.

609

Jemaine: Have you hidden them?

610

Murray: No, they're in my cupboard.

611

Jemaine: You just said you hid them.

612

Murray: I've got them in my cupboard.

613

Bert: You got our work visas?

614

Murray: Don't have work visas.

615

You've never needed them before,

616

you've never had a proper job.

617

This is exactly what happens when you

618

try and manage yourselves.

619

If you stuck with me, you wouldn't be in

620

this job situation, would you?

621

Bret: What are we gonna tell Martin?

622

Murray: I don't know. You're
managing yourselves now.

623

Look at you, no idea what to do.

624

Right, now listen to me ...

625

If you hire me back,
I'll tell you what to do.

626

Come on.

627

Jemaine: Okay.

628

Bret: All right, you're our band manager.

629

Murray: Really?

630

Bret: What should we do?

631

Murray: You miss me?

632

Jemaine: Welcome back, no.

633

Bret: A little bit.

634

Murray: A little bit?
Okay, now here's my advice.

635

I think we should run for
it, come on, let's go!

636

RUN! RUN QUICKLY!

637

NO TIME FOR THE BIKE!

638

GO! HURRY UP!

639

(thunder)

640

(car squeals)

641

Good managing, hey guys?

642

Oh Bret, that's for you.

643

Bret: Oh man!

644

Murray: I managed to get you a shoe, hey?

645

Bret: Thanks, Murray.

646

Murray: That's okay. You know what?

647

I think there's a guardian
angel looking after us.

648

Jemaine: Murray couldn't have
possibly gone [unintelligible].

649

Murray: Somewhere up there,
someone's looking down

650

making sure everything
turns out okay for us.

651

Jemaine: I'm sure of it.

652

(guitar music)

653

♫ (lyrics) There are angels
in the clouds doin' it ♫

654

♫ There are angels doin'
it, doin' it, doin' it ♫

655

♫ Doin' it, doin' it, doin'
it, doin' it in the clouds ♫

656

♫ Behind the shroud of the
clouds, foolin' 'round ♫

657

♫ In the clouds they're lying ♫

658

♫ Feathers flyin', angels sighin' ♫

659

♫ There are angels ♫

660

♫ Nobody knows what goes
on under those robes ♫

661

♫ Pushin' and puffin'
and huffin' and heavin' ♫

662

♫ Pushin' and puffin'
and huffin' and heavin' ♫

663

♫ Up there they're
playin' the lovin' game ♫

664

♫ Makin' rain, turnin' white clouds gray ♫

665

♫ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫

666

♫ Doin' it ♫

667

♫ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫

668

♫ Doin' it ♫

669

♫ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫

670

♫ Doin' it, doin' it, doin'
it, doin' it, doin' it ♫

671

♫ Doin' it ♫

672

(theme song plays)

673

(beep) Voiceover: Tell me ...

674

McBride: Tell you what?

675

Ferrell: Uh, my name's Will Ferrell ...

676

McBride: To you or to the camera? To you?

677

Ferrell: I'm an executive producer.

678

McBride: Well, I am Danny McBride.

679

I created this show and wrote it.

680

Kenny Powers is sort of our take on like

681

the state of the modern American hero.

682

Powers: I said I'm gonna [unintelligible]!

683

Ferrell: Kenny Powers
is just the opposite.

684

McBride: When you really
take a look at this guy,

685

it's like he's the worst
person who's ever lived.

686

Powers: I'M KENNY POWERS!

687

AND I'M VERY UPSET WITH
HOW I'M ACTING RIGHT NOW!

688

I JUST HAVE A VERY HARD TIME EXPRESSING

689

MY EMOTIONS, BUT I'M
NOT GONNA STOP YELLING

690

BECAUSE THAT'LL MEAN I LOST THE FIGHT!

691

Ferrell: He still is
holding onto this awkward

692

dream that he has the
abilities to get back

693

to the big league.

694

Voiceover: You're not the only
athlete here at Jeff Davis!

695

I happen to be training
for a triathlon right now.

696

Well, you know all about that!

697

Powers: No, actually, I
don't. I play real sports.

698

I try to be the best
at exercising. (laughs)

699

Ferrell: You know, it's a
funny twist on the whole,

700

like small town hero who
goes on to great things

701

and professional sports.

702

McBride: And deserves all
this redemption without

703

putting any of the hard work
into like a real redemption.

704

Powers: I need to
remember that I AM better

705

than everybody else!

706

Ferrell: I am playing Ashley Shaffer of

707

world-famous Ashley Shaffer BMW.

708

Shaffer: All right?

709

Powers: Whoa!

710

Ferrell: I got very close to hitting Danny

711

in the nuts on multiple times.

712

McBride: He knocked 'em,
really, with his knuckle,

713

it's not the first time he's done that.

714

He called 'em my "berries".

715

(beep)

716

Ferrell: He's got a total trucker mouth.

717

McBride: Big time.

718

Ferrell: Highly creative
in that department.

719

Boy: When you did steroids,
did it make your balls shrink?

720

(laughter)

721

Powers: No, for your information,
I have full-size balls.

722

Next question ...

723

(theme song plays)

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