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Katie Holmes - Scientology Instruction for Young Women

Katie Holmes offers some sound advice for young women who might be thinking about joining the church of Scientology.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch Clean Comedy Parody

Keywords: Katie Holmes Young Women Sound Advice the church Susan Burke Davey Johnson shawn carlow Matteo Molinari Scientology Scientologist Tom Cruise L Ron Hubbard sperm Dave Johnson teacher Horse rape choice compromise children

Credits: Starring Susan Burke and Davey Johnson
Directed by Shawn Carlow
Edited by Matteo Molinari

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StudioFred

StudioFred

This means my future wife is about 11 years old now.

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WeirdMinnesota

WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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goatiegirl

goatiegirl

How about these three C’s: didn’t cause it, can’t cure it and can’t control it….my laughter, that is! Nice.

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TallyBlue

TallyBlue

I do not think this is so far off of the truth. HA!

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