Rob Lowe Goes Nuts

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Rob Lowe

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Amy Poehler

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Aziz Ansari

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Aubrey Plaza

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Adam Scott

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Nick Offerman

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WEBVTT 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:08.000 [People Cheering] 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:09.000 <v Rob Lowe> Hey, guys! 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:10.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Hey, Rob. What's up? 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.000 <v Rob Lowe> So, what's going on? 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:14.000 <v Nick Offerman> You didn't hear? We're coming back on the air January Twentieth. 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.000 <v Man> YEAH! 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Woman> Can you believe it?! 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Rob Lowe> W-w-wait a minute. Y-you mean we haven't been on TV? 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:24.000 <v Nick Offerman> Yeah, we, we're off the air for a couple months, but now we're back! Yeah! 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Amy Poehler> But you knew that, right? 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:32.000 <v Rob Lowe> No, I did not fu**ing know that. How fu**ing long have I not been on television?! 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:34.000 <v Amy Poehler> Rob, this is good news. 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:39.000 <v Rob Lowe> What's good news? That this hasn't been on TV for five fu**ing months?! 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.000 [Gasping] 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:42.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Ahh! My face! 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:50.000 <v Rob Lowe> Great. Now I'm out of coffee. You, production assistant? Look me in the face. Get the fu*k to Pete's Coffee, and get me a new coffee. 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:51.000 <v Aubrey Plaza> I'm on the show. 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:52.000 <v Rob Lowe> You are not. 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.000 <v Aubrey Plaza> Yeah, I am. I was... 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Rob Lowe> Since when? 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.000 <v Aubrey Plaza> Since the beginning. I was on it before you. 00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:02.000 <v Rob Lowe> You weren't. No one's been on the show before me. There was no fu**ing show before me. I am Robert Decifious Lowe! 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Adam Scott> You are? 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Amy Poehler> [Gasps] 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:12.000 <v Rob Lowe> And you. What have you ever done other than not being on television for five fu**ing months?! 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:16.000 <v Amy Poehler> I was on Saturday Night Live for a little bit. 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:31.000 <v Rob Lowe> Well, I hosted! And I just played paddle tennis with Lauren Michaels and Diane Sawyer, and I beat both those motherfu**ers! And I am fu**ing Miramax! So put that information up your a*shole. You know what? All of you, get the fu*k out. Get the fu*k out. Get out of my house! 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:32.000 <v Amy Poehler> What? You don't live here. 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:39.000 <v Rob Lowe> Get the fu*k out! Catch the new season of Parks and Recreation coming this January Twentieth on NBC. 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:42.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Ahh! 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:45.000 <v Adam Scott> Right after The Office. 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:47.000 <v Aziz Ansari> My face!