Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Chloe Moretz, Marisa Tomei and Isaiah Mustafa let you know how we can all get rid of AIDS by 2015. ACTIONS. SPEAK. LOUDER. Go to ONE.org.
- July 23, 2012
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Starring- Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Chloe Moretz, Marisa Tomei, Isaiah Mustafa
Writer/Director- Lauren Palmigiano
Additional Writers- Alex Richanbach, Lisa Lumar
Producers- Mike Farah, Rachel Goldenberg
DP- Brian Lane
Editors- Parker Seaman, Jacob Reed
Gaffer- Aaron Ulrich
Sound- BoTown Sound, Ben Forman, Armando Macias
Art- Martin Vallejo
Wardrobe- Amber Hamzeh
Makeup- Megan Nicoll, Carleigh Herbert
July 23, 2012
Male Voice: Exclusive.
[Computer Beeping Sounds]
Zach Galifianakis: Hello, my name is
Zach Galifianakis: and I'm coming to you from
the year 2015
Zach Galifianakis: where anything is
Zach Galifianakis: For instance, I've
implanted a radio inside
Zach Galifianakis: my head, where I can listen to
tuba music all day long.
Zach Galifianakis: Also, in the year
, you will
Zach Galifianakis: be able to turn yourself
into a big, fat, adult baby.
Zach Galifianakis: If being a big, fat, adult
baby doesn't interest you,
Zach Galifianakis: then perhaps this will.
[Computer Beeping Sounds]
Sarah Silverman: In the future, bears don't
maul you anymore.
Sarah Silverman: They're just as cute and
cuddly as they seem like they are.
Sarah Silverman: I'm just kidding.
Tracy Morgan: You know what? In the
future we have hybrid
Tracy Morgan: animals, man. It's the
dopest, it's the coolest, man.
Tracy Morgan: Like an eagle-phant.
That's an eagle and an elephant.
Isaiah Mustafa: In the future, we all
Isaiah Mustafa: Which is good, because we
all have permanent six-pack abs.
Isaiah Mustafa: But, it's also bad,
because we forget how to love.
Chloe Moretz: Yeah, the future's pretty
great. You know, I've
Chloe Moretz: already seen the Arrested
Development movie, and the sequel.
Chloe Moretz: [Gasp] And they both
Marisa Tomei: Cars fold up into tiny
boxes that fit in your pocket.
Marisa Tomei: I drive a Porsche,
Sarah Silverman: In the future, boobs are
Sarah Silverman: Like, these are so gross.
In the future.
Tracy Morgan: We even have a Turtaffe.
That's a turtle and a giraffe.
Tracy Morgan: You know, it's tall but
it's got a shell on it.
Tracy Morgan: And it eats
Sarah Silverman: There are some words in
the future that don't
Sarah Silverman: exist anymore like totes,
and random, and, like,
Sarah Silverman: amaze-balls, gone. And
Tracy Morgan: We also have something
called a wolphin that's
Tracy Morgan: like a wolf and a, and a,
hen, I guess.
Marisa Tomei: Eating with your mouth
open is really sexy.
Tracy Morgan: In this future, puppies
pick up my poop!
Zach Galifianakis: Thank you, celebrities.
Zach Galifianakis: Is there anything they
Zach Galifianakis: Here's something that's
not too crazy.
Zach Galifianakis: We can reach the beginning
of the end of AIDS by
Zach Galifianakis: 2015.
Zach Galifianakis: Please, get off your lazy
[Beep] western asses and
Zach Galifianakis: think about the rest of
the world for one goddamn
Zach Galifianakis: minute and stop worrying
about your pathetic
Zach Galifianakis: life, and watching The
Zach Galifianakis: No one gives a [Beep].
Sarah Silverman: I don't think there's a
reason to yell, Zach.
Sarah Silverman: If you get a chance, go to
Marisa Tomei: Visit One.org.
Isaiah Mustafa: One.org
Chloe Moretz: Visit One.org
Tracy Morgan: [Yelling] One.org!
Sarah Silverman: Tell them Bono