Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Chloe Moretz, Marisa Tomei and Isaiah Mustafa let you know how we can all get rid of AI...
Published July 23, 2012 860k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring- Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Chloe Moretz, Marisa Tomei, Isaiah Mustafa
Writer/Director- Lauren Palmigiano
Additional Writers- Alex Richanbach, Lisa Lumar
Producers- Mike Farah, Rachel Goldenberg
DP- Brian Lane
Editors- Parker Seaman, Jacob Reed
Gaffer- Aaron Ulrich
Sound- BoTown Sound, Ben Forman, Armando Macias
Art- Martin Vallejo
Wardrobe- Amber Hamzeh
Makeup- Megan Nicoll, Carleigh Herbert

[Computer Beeping Sounds]

Zach Galifianakis: Hello, my name is Zachalabee Dukakis, and I'm coming to you from the year two thousand fifteen, where anything is possible. For instance, I've implanted a radio inside my head, where I can listen to tuba music all day long.

[Tuba Sounds]

Zach Galifianakis: Also, in the year two thousand fifteen, you will be able to turn yourself into a big, fat, adult baby.

[Baby Crying]

Zach Galifianakis: If being a big, fat, adult baby doesn't interest you, then perhaps this will.

[Computer Beeping Sounds]

Sarah Silverman: In the future, bears don't maul you anymore. They're just as cute and cuddly as they seem like they are. I'm just kidding. They're extinct.

Tracy Morgan: You know what? In the future we have hybrid animals, man. It's the dopest, it's the coolest, man. Like an eagle-phant. That's an eagle and an elephant.

Isaiah Mustafa: In the future, we all become robots. Which is good, because we all have permanent six-pack abs. But, it's also bad, because we forget how to love.

Chloe Moretz: Yeah, the future's pretty great. You know, I've already seen the Arrested Development movie, and the sequel. [Gasp] And they both won Oscars.

Marisa Tomei: Cars fold up into tiny boxes that fit in your pocket. I drive a Porsche, see?!

Sarah Silverman: In the future, boobs are gross. Like, these are so gross. In the future.

Tracy Morgan: We even have a Turtaffe. That's a turtle and a giraffe. You know, it's tall but it's got a shell on it. And it eats vegetation still.

Sarah Silverman: There are some words in the future that don't exist anymore like totes, and random, and, like, amaze-balls, gone. And Gouda.

Tracy Morgan: We also have something called a wolphin that's like a wolf and a, and a, hen, I guess.

Marisa Tomei: Eating with your mouth open is really sexy.

Tracy Morgan: In this future, puppies pick up my poop!

Zach Galifianakis: Thank you, celebrities. Is there anything they don't know? Here's something that's not too crazy. We can reach the beginning of the end of AIDS by twenty-fifteen. Please, get off your lazy [Beep] western as*es and think about the rest of the world for one God damn minute and stop worrying about your pathetic life, and watching The Bachelor. No one gives a [Beep].

Sarah Silverman: I don't think there's a reason to yell, Zach. If you get a chance, go to one dot org.

Marisa Tomei: Visit one dot org.

Isaiah Mustafa: One dot org.

Chloe Moretz: Visit one dot org.

Tracy Morgan: [Yelling] ONE DOT ORG!

Sarah Silverman: Tell them Bono sent you.

[Music Playing]

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