"I Love My Mom" - Jelly Donut

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Lyrics: Yeahhhh, all you hatahs better back the fuck up I got somethin to say and some of you aint gonna like it

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
shes the motherf#*kin best
all you other sucka mothers motherin i not unimpressed
I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
ever since i suckled on her breast
since i nibbled the nipple no other titll pass the test

I love my mom, shes the bomb when shes got an apron on,
smell the strong tantalizin aromas
she always has the nicest yard, workin hard in the garden
harvestin those prize begonias
her name is Nancy, she dresses pretty fancy for church
dis the Patriots shell put your fu#*in face in the dirt
and there's only one other motherf#*ker with a mother as dope as my mother
and guess what- its my brother (cause its the same woman! do the math)

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
shes the motherf#*kin best all you other sucka mothers need a bullet-proof vest
I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
i'm the baby bird in her nest and shes chewin up a worm to feed me the worm cause im the baby bird and i need my worms chewed before i eat the worm.

i love my mamas lasagna and anytime i wanna chew on a pie, she bakes three
but youd be wrong if you think that my mom belongs in the kitchen dog- she got a PHD
ca-klack ca-klack BAM she still likes to hold my hand in public,
and she love it when i scub the pots and pans
and some day ill find a hotty that reminds me of her,
ill hit that sh#t and make mom a proud grandmother

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
Yo all you suckas who say i dont love my mom be crazy
i love her more than drive-bys, i love her more than rims
i love her more than fat asses, i love her more than she loves dancin with the stars and sh#t this goes out to all the moms out there
you're pretty cool too, dad.