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Jonathan loves three things - shorts and hi-tops, color bugs, Game of Thrones.
Published April 15, 2014 200k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jonathan Van Ness
Jeffrey Self
Featuring: Rebecca Delgado Smith
Directed by Erin Gibson and Jeffery Self
Written by Erin Gibson, Jeffery Self, and Alessandro Minoli
Producer Matt Mazany and Ross Buran
DP - Cristina Dunlap
Editor - John Ford
Assistant Editor - Leann Bowen
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeney
Sound Mixer - Ryan Kaiser
Production Designer - Flower Cole

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QUE PASA CHICA.

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HOLA COOKIE.

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YOU SEE GAME OF THRONES?

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YO NO ES POQUITA.

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OKAY, GREAT.

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SO LAST NIGHT...

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SO FIRST, MALEVOLENT
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS TOTALLY PISSED OFF

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HIS DAD JULIO IGLESIAS. BECAUSE
HE CHOPPED OFF

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OR MAYBE (INAUDIBLE) TERESA GRANDE.

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SO THEN ENRIQUE MAKES THEON
PLAY BARBERSHOP, AND GIVE HIM A

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REALLY CLOSE SHAVE. MEANWHILE
ENRIQUE SAYS TO THEON HIS

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HERMANOS DE MUCHO MADRE WENT
WAY OUT OF DÍA DE MUERTOS.

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MUERTES. MUERTOS.

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MUERTOS.

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MMH.

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SO, THEN EVIL GLORIA ESTEFAN,
STARTS LIGHTING PEOPLE UP

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LIKE IT'S DIA DE INDEPENDENCIA.
THEN BECAUSE BABY

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GALAPLOS HER PRIMERA COMUNION.

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THERE'S ONLY ONE HELL PRINCESS.
THE ONE WE LIVE IN NOW.

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SO THEN, BABY MS. CLEO GOES FULL
LIVIN LA VIDA LOBA

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ON THAT POOR DEER, AND THEN HE
GOES UP TO THAT TREE,

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AND HAS THIS FULL ON PEYOTE TRIP,
KIND OF LIKE THE TIME

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WHEN I WAS IN AMSTERDAM, AND I
WAS TRIPPING MY BALLS OFF

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ON LIKE MUSHROOM TRUFFLES, AND I
WENT TO THIS LIKE COFFEE SHOP

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WHERE I WAS TRIPPING IN,
AND ALL OF THESE WEIRD RUSSIANS

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STARTED LIKE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS
IN LIKE SINGLE FILE

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LINE, AND LISTENING TO THEIR
HEADPHONES, AND I STARTED TO

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FREAK OUT. I THOUGHT THE WORLD
WAS CAVING IN ON ME.

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SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD LIKE SWIM BACK
TO THE HOSTEL FROM THE

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CANAL, BUT THEN I THOUGHT, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME

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ORANGE JUICE AND LIKE
RELAX A LITLE HOMEGIRL.

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(IN SPANISH)

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AND THEN, MARGAERY MARRIES
POWER BOTTOM KING JOFFREY, AND

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HER FULL ON (INAUDIBLE SPANISH).

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SO EVERYONE'S AT THE WEDDING
RECEPTION, FIESTING, HAVING

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A GREAT TIME LIVING LIFE, I MEAN
MOMMY, IT WOULD NOT BE

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AN EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES
WITHOUT A WIDE OPEN

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CHOCHA. YOU KNOW, I CAN GIVE
YOU WIDE OPEN CHOCHA LIKE THAT TOO,

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JUST NOT IN MY LITTLE SHORTSA.

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BUT THEN YOU GOT MR. SOPHIA
BRAGARTH ACCUSING PILLOW BITTER,

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BUT OF COURSE PILLOW BITTER, CAN'T
DO ANY GAY STUFF BECAUSE

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HE'S TOO BUSY GETTING IN A FIGHT
WITH HERMAMA DIO OVER

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RUBIA CHER.

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CUZ SHE'LL NEVER MARRY YOU.

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AND NEITHER WILL YOU.

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SO THEN POWER BOTTOM JOFFREY
HAD THESE 5 LITTLE MUNCHKI

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COME OUT, AND DO THEIR OWN
VERSION OF WINTER FALL CAVALLI,

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BUT HE WANTS MUNCHKIN
TO GUESS STAR, BUT THE MUNCHKINS ARE

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NOT HAVING IT. SO THEN POWER
BOTTOM JOFFREY TRACES OVER THERE,

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AND UNLOADS A GOBLET FULL OF
SANGRIA OVER HIS HEAD.

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FINE VINTAGE. SHAME THAT IT'S SPILLED.

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SO THEN, HE WANTS MUNCHKIN TO BE
HIS SANGRIA PUTA, BUT HE

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TOTALLY GETS SAVED BY THE TORTA.

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LOOK, THE PIE.

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(CROWD CHEERS)

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SO THE BIRDS FLEW OUT, AND GAVE
US FULL SAN JUAN

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CAPISTRANO REALNESS.

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AND THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW
POWER BOTTOM JOFFREY SIPS

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ON A SANGRIA, AND THEN SHE'S SHAKING.
SHE'S CONVULSING.

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SHE'S JUMPING AROUND LIKE A
MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN, GIRL.

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(TRADITIONAL SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS)

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AND THEN, HE'S MUCHO...

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MUCHO...

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MUERTO, GIRL.

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BUT I HAVE TO FUCKING SAY,
AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES THAT

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I HAVE WAITED FOR HIS BITCH,
LITTLE PUTA ASS TO BE TAKEN

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OUT, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO
GET A LITTLE MORE TORTURE,

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A LITTLE BIT MORE SUFFERING, IT'S LIKE
HE GOT DEAD IN LIKE 5

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SECONDS. DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HE DID TO MY HOMEGIRL ROS?

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DO YOU KNOW HER? SHE'S SO
FUCKING FABULOUS.

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I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT HE
GOT OFF THAT EASILY.

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I JUST REALLY FELT THAT HE
DESERVED, LIKE A MUCH WORSE, LIKE

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TUMULTUOUS, LIKE HORRIFIC,
LONGER DEATH. LIKE ALMOST

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SURVIVED THE POISONING, BUT
THEN DIDN'T, AND THEN GOT RAPED,

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AND BEATEN AND KILLED, LIKE
10 TIMES.

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EN DONCES JULIO IGLASIAS, ENRIQUE IGLASIAS, Y GLORIA

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ESTEFAN...

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(INAUDIBLE SPANISH)

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TORTA PERRO...(INAUDIBLE SPANISH)?

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SI.

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EXACTAMENTE.

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AH, SI MAMA. YOU'RE GIVING
ME FULL LISA STARK.

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LET'S GO COACHELLA (INAUDIBLE), OK?

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(INAUDIBLE SPANISH)

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DONDE ESTAN?

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MIS TRAJONES.

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MIS DRAGONES.

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