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Zach & Eva show you the cool and sexy ways you can Rock the Vote, here are just a few of the hot ways that you can too.
Published December 16, 2009 130k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Zach Gilford & Eva Amurri
Writen & Directed by Chad Carter
Tyler Gillet: Director of Photography
Featured: Ivana Rojas
Marissa Rojas
Angela Trimbur
Bart Folkerts
John McKinney
Olivia Taylor Dudley
Lelah Goodine
Jolene Andersen
Albert Briggs
Cathy Hamm-Print
903 Funny Votes
1,147 Die Votes
130,047 Views
Published December 16, 2009
The video opens with a shot of Zach Gilford and Eva Amurri in front of a
white background.



Eva Amurri: Good job young America! You rocked the vote.



Zach Gilford gives a thumbs up.



Eva Amurri: But we have to do more than check a box every four years.



Zach Gilford: The healthcare legislation currently being considered
affects young people tremendously.



Eva Amurri: Educate yourself. Rockthevote.com is a great place to start.




Zach Gilford: But then what?



Eva Amurri: Get your friends interested.



The shot cuts to Angela Trimbur and John McKinney.



Eva Amurri (voiceover): Touch their arms a little.



Angela Trimbur touches John McKinney's arm. The shot cuts to Eva Amurri.



Eva Amurri: Unbutton.



The shot cuts back to Angela Trimbur and John McKinney. Angela Trimbur
is messing with her shirt.



Angela Trimbur: You know, two thirds of young Americans without health
insurance...



Angela Trimbur touches John McKinney's chest.



Angela Trimbur: ...don't get treatment because of cost.



Angela Trimbur presses her breasts together. The shot cuts to Eva
Amurri. The Rock The Vote logo appears with the words BY FLIRTING
underneath it.



Eva Amurri: Rock the vote by flirting.



The shot cuts to Zach Gilford, who is texting. The Rock The Vote logo
appears with the words BY TWEETING underneath it.



Zach Gilford: Americans between the ages of 18 and 29 are the most
uninsured group in the country. Rock the vote by tweeting.



Eva Amurri: That's kind of lame.



Zach Gilford: Tweeting's kind of cool. It's like texting all your
friends at once. I got it.



The shot cuts to Zach Gilford with his arms around Ivana Rojas and
Marissa Rojas.



Zach Gilford: Forty percent of young people without insurance have
medical debt. So, you can rock the vote by standing between smoking hot
Colombian chicks.



The Rock The Vote logo appears with the words BY STANDING BETWEEN TWO
SMOKING HOT COLUMBIAN CHICKS underneath it. The shot cuts to Eva Amurri.



Eva Amurri: Wow, big sacrifice.



The shot cuts to Zach Gilford, Ivan Rojas and Marissa Rojas. Zach
Gilford shrugs. The shot cuts to Angela Trimbur and Bart Folkerts. Bart
Folkerts is holding a sign that says, NO DEATH PANELS. Eva Amurri comes
into the shot and pushes Bart Folkerts away from Angela Trimbur.



Eva Amurri: Think bigger. Maybe some creep who thinks death panels are
real is hitting on you. He's lying to you. You can rock the vote by
lying right back.



Eva Amurri whispers into Angela Trimbur's ear.



Angela Trimbur: I'm on my period and I don't have a vagina.



The shot cuts to Zach Gilford and an attractive older woman.



Zach Gilford: So you want me to rock the vote by shutting down cougars
who think that healthcare is great the way it is, huh?



The shot cuts to Eva Amurri.



Eva Amurri: Yeah, that would be great.



The shot cuts back to Zach Gilford and the cougar.



Zach Gilford: Sorry, sexy older lady, but healthcare is way too
expensive and insurance companies are making ridiculous profits and that
ain't right. (To the camera) That was hard.



The shot cuts to Eva Amurri.



Eva Amurri: Politics is personal. It's more than just checking a box. We
ask you to join us in this pledge.



The shot cuts to Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford.



Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford: We pledge ourselves...



The shot cuts to Ivana Rojas and Marissa Rojas, back to Eva Amurri and
Zach Gilford, to the cougar, back to Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford, to
three random young Americans, and back to Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford.



Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford: ...to the health and liberty of young
Americans and to government for the people. We pledge to educate
ourselves...



The shot cuts to the cougar.



Cougar: ...to stand against those who fight us...



The shot cuts to Ivana Rojas and Marissa Rojas.



Ivana Rojas and Marissa Rojas: ...with mind and body and spirit...



The shot cuts to Zach Gilford and Eva Amurri.



Zach Gilford and Eva Amurri: ...and to never fucking you, if you are
against us.



The shot cuts to Bart Folkerts, who tears his NO DEATH PANELS sign in
half and drops it.



Bart Folkerts: We will vote against you.



Group: Work against you and, once again, just in case you forgot...



The shot cuts to Ivana Rojas and Marissa Rojas.



Ivana Rojas and Marissa Rojas: Never, ever...



The shot cuts to the cougar.



Cougar: ...never, ever...



The shot cuts to Bart Folkerts.



Bart Folkerts: ...never, ever...



The shot cuts back to the entire group.



Group: Never, ever, fuck you. The shot fades to black. The shot cuts
back to the group.



Zach Gilford (to Eva Amurri): She did the pledge.



Eva Amurri: Okay, fine.



Zach Gilford: Yes.



Zach Gilford and the cougar go off together.



Eva Amurri: I'm holding out for healthcare. Rock the vote, any way you
can.



The Rock the Vote logo appears. Beneath it are the words – TAKE THE
PLEDGE @www.rockthevote.com


The shot fades to black a second time.
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