Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.
Published July 23, 2014 3.2m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Kristen Bell
Featuring Lily Mae Silverstein and Ronin Peralta
Crew
Writer Eliza Skinner
Writer Jake Fogelnest
Director/Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Producer Becca Scheuer
AD Sean Dacanay
DP Kevin Atkinson
Music Producer/Track Recording Greg Nicolett
Editor Chris Poole
Graphics/Animation Jesse Benjamin
Color Ian Skalski
AC Josh Miller
Gaffer Jay Guffey
Key Grip Nathan Sloan
Swing Sean Clark
Prod Design Tricia Robertson
Art Director Mike Robertson
Art PA Rookie Hayman
Art PA Ali Naqvi
Art PA Corey Doyle
Sound Ben Forman
Wardrobe Derya Derman
Wardrobe Asst Rachel Degenaro
KB Hair Davy Newkirk
KB Makeup Simone Almekias-Siegl
Hair/MU Jen Osborne
PA Ben Parks
PA Parker Seaman
PA Eleanor Winkler
Special Thanks: Marcel Pariseau, Sarah Fuller

(Disney styled music plays)
Lily Mae Silverstein: Mary Poppins.
Kristen Bell: I'm afraid I'm leaving for
good this time children.
Boy and Girl: But why?
Kristen Bell: Hold this.
Kristen Bell: I'm only paid the
federal minimum wage.
Kristen Bell: See?
Ronin Peralta: But you have magical powers.
Kristen Bell: You would think that would
entitle me, to more than $7.25 an hour.
Lily Mae Silverstein: (sings) Please don't
leave this choice position
Lily Mae Silverstein: We will die of malnutrition
Kristen Bell: Jane, don't be dramatic.
Kristen Bell: in every job that must be done,
you must be paid in
Kristen Bell: more than fun.
You get your
Kristen Bell: paycheck, and
snap, federal,
Kristen Bell: and state income tax,
medicare, and social
Kristen Bell: security. Why, you're
living below the poverty line.
(cheery music starts)
Kristen Bell: (sings) And every job
you start to do
Kristen Bell: Can quickly go askew
Kristen Bell: The pay's too low
Kristen Bell: I can't live on this doe
Kristen Bell: Just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
Kristen Bell: It makes a living wage
Kristen Bell: Just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
Kristen Bell: I don't get these
birds for free
(snaps)
(music plays)
Kristen Bell: A penguin hops
an off to work
Kristen Bell: is feeling like
a stupid jerk
Kristen Bell: He can't even buy
some fish to feed his kids
Kristen Bell: He takes a second job at night
Kristen Bell: The penguin parents
start to fight
Kristen Bell: They're broke,
they smoke
Kristen Bell: They're college
funds a joke
(snaps)
(music continues)
Kristen Bell: Just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
Kristen Bell: It makes a living wage
Kristen Bell: It makes a living wage
Kristen Bell: Just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
Kristen Bell: I still don't get these
birds for free
Kristen Bell: The CEO's in fancy suits
Kristen Bell: Each giving their
own trumpet toots
Kristen Bell: Forget how hard
it is to work a shift
Kristen Bell: They don't like
to break a sweat
Kristen Bell: They prefer to
just collect
Kristen Bell: They take
Kristen Bell: They give
Kristen Bell: A lot
Kristen Bell: So much
Kristen Bell: It's really got to stop...
Kristen Bell: ...Start
Kristen Bell: Are you a republican?
Kristen Bell: I do love a
good tea party.
Kristen Bell: Cheeky.
Kristen Bell: (sings) Just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
Kristen Bell: I get my birds from Mexico
Kristen Bell: Well, isn't that just
supercalifragilisticexpiali - bullshit
(cheery exiting music plays out)

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