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Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.
Published July 23, 2014 3.1m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Kristen Bell
Featuring Lily Mae Silverstein and Ronin Peralta
Crew
Writer Eliza Skinner
Writer Jake Fogelnest
Director/Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Producer Becca Scheuer
AD Sean Dacanay
DP Kevin Atkinson
Music Producer/Track Recording Greg Nicolett
Editor Chris Poole
Graphics/Animation Jesse Benjamin
Color Ian Skalski
AC Josh Miller
Gaffer Jay Guffey
Key Grip Nathan Sloan
Swing Sean Clark
Prod Design Tricia Robertson
Art Director Mike Robertson
Art PA Rookie Hayman
Art PA Ali Naqvi
Art PA Corey Doyle
Sound Ben Forman
Wardrobe Derya Derman
Wardrobe Asst Rachel Degenaro
KB Hair Davy Newkirk
KB Makeup Simone Almekias-Siegl
Hair/MU Jen Osborne
PA Ben Parks
PA Parker Seaman
PA Eleanor Winkler
Special Thanks: Marcel Pariseau, Sarah Fuller

(Disney styled music plays)
> MARY POPPINS.
> I'M AFRAID I'M LEAVING FOR
GOOD THIS TIME CHILDREN.
> BUT WHY?
> HOLD THIS.
I'M ONLY PAID THE
FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE.
SEE?
> BUT YOU HAVE
MAGICAL POWERS.
YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOULD
ENTITLE ME, TO MORE THAN $7.25 AN HOUR.
> (sings) please don't
leave this choice position
we will die of malnutrition
> JANE, DON'T BE DRAMATIC.
IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE,
YOU MUST BE PAID IN
MORE THAN FUN.
YOU GET YOUR
PAYCHECK, AND
SNAP, FEDERAL,
AND STATE INCOME TAX,
MEDICARE, AND SOCIAL
SECURITY. WHY, YOU'RE
LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE.
(cheery music starts)
(sings) and every job
you start to do
can quickly go askew
the pay's too low
I can't live on this doe
just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
it makes a living wage
it makes a living wage
just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
I don't get these
birds for free
(snaps)
a penguin hops
an off to work
is feeling like
a stupid jerk
he can't even buy
some fish to feed his kids
he takes a second
job at night
the penguin parents
start to fight
they're broke,
they smoke
they're college
funds a joke
(snaps)
just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
it makes a living wage
it makes a living wage
just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
I still don't get these
birds for free
the CEO's in fancy suits
each giving their
own trumpet toots
forget how hard
it is to work a shift
they don't like
to break a sweat
they prefer to
just collect
> they take
> they give
> a lot
> so much
> it's really got to stop...
> ...start
> ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN?
> I DO LOVE A
GOOD TEA PARTY.
> CHEEKY.
(sings) just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage
I get my birds from Mexico
WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALI -
BULL SHIT
(cheery exiting music plays out)

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