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Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.
Published July 23, 2014 2.8m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Kristen Bell
Featuring Lily Mae Silverstein and Ronin Peralta
Crew
Writer Eliza Skinner
Writer Jake Fogelnest
Director/Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Producer Becca Scheuer
AD Sean Dacanay
DP Kevin Atkinson
Music Producer/Track Recording Greg Nicolett
Editor Chris Poole
Graphics/Animation Jesse Benjamin
Color Ian Skalski
AC Josh Miller
Gaffer Jay Guffey
Key Grip Nathan Sloan
Swing Sean Clark
Prod Design Tricia Robertson
Art Director Mike Robertson
Art PA Rookie Hayman
Art PA Ali Naqvi
Art PA Corey Doyle
Sound Ben Forman
Wardrobe Derya Derman
Wardrobe Asst Rachel Degenaro
KB Hair Davy Newkirk
KB Makeup Simone Almekias-Siegl
Hair/MU Jen Osborne
PA Ben Parks
PA Parker Seaman
PA Eleanor Winkler
Special Thanks: Marcel Pariseau, Sarah Fuller

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(Disney styled music plays)

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>: MARY POPPINS.
>: I'M AFRAID I'M LEAVING FOR

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GOOD THIS TIME CHILDREN.
>: BUT WHY?

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>: HOLD THIS.

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I'M ONLY PAID THE
FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE.

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SEE?

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>: BUT YOU HAVE
MAGICAL POWERS.

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YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOULD
ENTITLE ME, TO MORE THAN $7.25 AN HOUR.

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>: (sings) please don't
leave this choice position

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we will die of malnutrition

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>: JANE, DON'T BE DRAMATIC.

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IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE,
YOU MUST BE PAID IN

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MORE THAN FUN.
YOU GET YOUR

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PAYCHECK, AND
SNAP, FEDERAL,

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AND STATE INCOME TAX,
MEDICARE, AND SOCIAL

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SECURITY. WHY, YOU'RE
LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE.

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(cheery music starts)

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(sings) and every job
you start to do

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can quickly go askew

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the pay's too low

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I can't live on this doe

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just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage

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it makes a living wage

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it makes a living wage

27

just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage

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I don't get these
birds for free

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(snaps)

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a penguin hops
an off to work

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is feeling like
a stupid jerk

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he can't even buy
some fish to feed his kids

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he takes a second
job at night

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the penguin parents
start to fight

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they're broke,
they smoke

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they're college
funds a joke

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(snaps)

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just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage

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it makes a living wage

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it makes a living wage

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just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage

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I still don't get these
birds for free

46

the CEO's in fancy suits

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each giving their
own trumpet toots

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forget how hard
it is to work a shift

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they don't like
to break a sweat

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they prefer to
just collect

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>: they take
>: they give

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>: a lot
>: so much

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>: it's really got to stop...
>: ...start

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>: ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN?

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>: I DO LOVE A
GOOD TEA PARTY.

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>: CHEEKY.

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(sings) just a $3 dollar increase
can make a living wage

59

I get my birds from Mexico

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WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALI -
BULL SHIT

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(cheery exiting music plays out)

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