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Jonathan loves three things - Sun salutations, Oribe Gel Serum, and Game of Thrones.
Published May 05, 2014 150k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jonathan Van Ness
Featuring: Drew Droege
Directed by Erin Gibson
Written by Erin Gibson and Jeffery Self
Producer Matt Mazany and Ross Buran
DP - Cristina Dunlop
Editor - John Ford
Assistant Editor - Leann Bowen
Camera Operator - Aaron Ulrich
Sound Mixer - Ryan Kaiser
Production Designer - Flower Cole

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HEY BOO, DID YOU WATCH GAME OF
THRONES THIS WEEK?

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IT WAS ON WHILE I WAS AT A PARTY
SO I GOT TO SEE IT, BUT I

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COULDN'T HEAR IT.

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OH MY GOD, YOU SAW IT, BUT YOU
DIDN'T HEAR IT. SO I GET TO LIKE

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TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.

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-I'M DYING TO DISH.
-YEP, PLEASE DO.

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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SO AT FIRST YOU HAVE THE NEW
POWER BOTTOM GETTING HIS BABY

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GIRL CORONATION, AND SHE'S WEARING
THESE 3 REALLY FLY TURTLE NECKS.

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OH, THAT WAS THE LITTLE BOY THAT
LOOKED LIKE SHIRLEY JONES.

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UH-HUH. SO THEN THEY CUT TO
CHRISTINA AGUILERA, AND SIR CARL

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TELLING HER THAT THESE SLAVE
MASTERS LEAM SLAIN THE SLAVES AFTER

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SHE ALREADY FREE'D THEM. SO THEN SHE
NEEDS TO GO BACK THERE AND LIKE

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CHECK THEM.

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I WILL DO WHAT
QUEENS DO. I WILL RULE.

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SO THEN BUSTED RED HEAD ARRIVES
AT THIS GORGEOUS CASTLE THAT'S OWNED BY

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HER AUNT, WHO'S THIS LIKE PRE-SURGERY
KATHY GRIFFIN LOOK ALIKE.

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AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT ALAN
CUMMING IS PLAYING HER LIKE A FIDDLE,

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BUT SHE REALLY DOESN'T CARE
BECAUSE SHE'S DYING TO MAKE

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LIKE JAY-Z AND BEYONCÉ IN
DRUNKEN LOVE AND GET DOWN WITH

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HER BAD SELF.

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I DARE TO SCREAM WHEN
MY HUSBAND MAKES LOVE TO ME.

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SO THEN BLOND CHER IS HAVING A
POW WOW WITH DADDY LANNISTER.

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SHE FINDS OUT THAT THEY'VE BEEN
GEORGE BUSHING IT IN IRAQ KINGS

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LANDING, AND THERE'S NO GOLD LEFT.

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DO THEY HAVE DRAGONS?

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NO.

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SO LIKE, SOME HOUSES HAVE
DRAGONS AND SOME DON'T?

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IT'S LIKE SOME HOUSES HAVE A POOL.

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SOME HOUSES HAVE DRAGONS.

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SO PRE-SURGERY KATHY GRIFFEN GIVES
BUSTED RED HEAD THIS PLATE FULL

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OF LIKE MYSTERIOUS TREATS, AND
I'M LIKE I REALLY HOPE SHE WASHES

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HER HANDS AFTER ALL
THAT MUSSIN' SHE JUST GOT DONE DOING.

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DID YOU SEE THOSE SWEETS? IT WAS
LIKE TREMBLING, COLD, LUGUBRIOUS,

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EGG PUDDING, MEAT. AND THEN HIS
PODRICK AN TILDA, I DON'T KNOW

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WHAT THEY'RE DOING. LIKE, A
SITCOM, LIKE PODRICK AND TILDA'S

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LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY?

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(THEME MUSIC TO
LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY PLAYS)

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(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

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(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

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(STUDIO AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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YOU EVER COOKED RABBIT BEFORE?

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NO, MY LADY.

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(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

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DID YOU EVER COOK
ANYTHING FOR LORD TYWIN?

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NO, MY LADY.

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(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

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AND THEN WE CUT TO THE RAPE
BRANCH, AND THEN HOT JON SHOW,

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AND CO. COME GALAVANTING IN.

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MEANWHILE GONGO BEN AFFLECK GOES
TO RESCUE MRS. CLEO, BUT THEN YOU FIND

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OUT HE'S NOT BEING RESCUED,
HE'S BEING KIDNAPPED. SO HE

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WOVES INTO HODOR, AND THEN HODOR
AKA MRS. CLEO RESCUES MRS. CLEO.

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SO THEN JOHN SNOW COMES TOE TO
TOE WITH KING RAIN.

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LIKE THAT WHOLE
SCENE, I WAS LIKE (SCREAMS)...

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NO. GIRL. OH MY GOD.

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PLEASE DON'T.

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WHAT AN EFFECT THIS
SHOW HAS ON YOU.

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BUT THEN RAPE VICTIM NUMBER 47
BECOMES AN INTEGRAL PART OF SAVING THE

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DAY, BECAUSE SHE SHANKS KING RAPE,
IN THE NECK, AND THEN YOU

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THINK THAT KING RAPE IS GOING TO
GIVE HER HELL BUT THEN JON SNOW

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DOGGIE STYLES HIM IN THE BACK OF
THE HEAD WITH A SWORD.

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AND THEN AT THE END JON SNOW
OFFERS ALL OF THE RAPE SISTERS

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JOBS, BUT THEY WERE KIND OF
LIKE, YOU KNOW JOHN, WITH ALL

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DUE RESPECT, WE'RE GOING TO JUST
DO OUR OWN THING, BUT BEFORE YOU

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LEAVE COULD YOU HELP US BURN
DOWN RAPE BRANCH LIKE GILBERT

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GRAPE STYLE?

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SO THANKS, I'M REALLY
GLAD WE TALKED ABOUT THAT.

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SO, UH, MY HAIR.
HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO DO.

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BALD.

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NO WAY JOSE.

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(COLLECTION OF SALON TOOL SOUNDS)

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THIS IS SERVING ME
GENDRY BARATHEON REALNESS.

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OH, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

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IS THAT BASTARD BABY
FROM THE BARATHEON KING.

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MMHH...

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WHERE ARE...

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MY DRAGONS.

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NO GIRL, THIS IS LIKE THE
HARDEST JOB I'VE EVER HAD.

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WHO IS THAT?

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-NO MATTER.
-RIGHT.

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