iPhone Murder Apps

When you're having a crazy night out with the girls, you never know what kind of apps you'll need.

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Emma Stone

: Director
lauren

: Writer
Chad Carter

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Description: When you're having a crazy night out with the girls, you never know what kind of apps you'll need.

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WEBVTT 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:05.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:10.000 <v Emma Stone> With the iPhone, if you're planning a night out with the girls and you need more than three-way calling, there's an app for that. 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:21.000 <v Emma Stone> What if you want to know all the bars in the area having a ladies drink specials? What if the bartender doesn't know how to make your favorite drink? The iPhone can tell you if you're suddenly partying too hard. 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:32.000 <v Emma Stone> You wondering who that bi*ch talking to your boyfriend is? That's Jennifer and she's a slut. Need to find out if your so-called faithful boyfriend is lying to your face? As*hole! Well, there's an app for that! 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Emma Stone> What about what wine goes best with swallowing feelings of rage? You can quickly find the most threatening way to say 'I will cut a bi*ch!' 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:48.000 <v Emma Stone> What if you need to know the weakest points on the human body? Or what gun is best when shooting someone execution style? [Gun Fires] 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:52.000 <v Emma Stone> Or the types of blunt objects that could knock out a two hundred pound man? 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Emma Stone> What about a list of ways to maim a penis? Hmm? There's an app for that. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:01:01.000 <v Emma Stone> God, it's almost too easy to find everything you're looking for on the iPhone. 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Emma Stone> Need to get rid of the evidence? There's a fu**in' app for that. [Warning Siren] 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:10.000 <v Emma Stone> There's an app for almost anything. Only on the iPhone.