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Dr. Richard Walker may be a bit ghetto and unorthodox, but he gets results.
Published December 11, 2008 180k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Mike Epps, Ron Livingston and Lindsay Sloane
Director: Marcus Raboy
Producers: David Bernad, David Hebenstreit
Exec. Producer: Ice Cube, Matt Alvarez
Editor: Jay Kaplan
Graphics: Wutitis
Makeup and Hair: Shauna O'Toole

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Voiceover: (whispering) Exclusive.

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(water running)

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Larry: The couscous was delicious.

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Jen: Thanks.

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Larry: Maybe when you're finished
with the dishes we could -

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Jen: Not tonight, honey.

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Larry: Why, what's wrong?

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Jen: Nothing.

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Larry: Is it your vagina?

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Jen: No!

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Yes.

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Yes, it's my vagina.

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Larry: I thought you saw your guy.

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Jen: I did, I saw my guy, I saw
every gynecologist in Beverly Hills,

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they said that there's
nothing they can do about it.

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Larry: I'm calling Dick Walker.

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Jen: Who's he?

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Larry: He's the ghetto gynecologist.

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(doorbell ringing)

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Larry: Dr. Walker?

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Dr. Walker: That's me.

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You going to let me in, baby, or what?

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(funky music)

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Larry: Larry Maxelman, good to see you.

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Thanks for coming.

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Dr. Walker: Where's the patient?

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Larry: Honey.

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Jen, Hi, this is Richard Walker.

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Dr. Walker: What's up, Jen, baby?

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Jen: Hello there.

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Dr. Walker: What seems to be
the problem with the pussy?

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Larry: That's the ghetto part.

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Jen: What are your credentials?

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Dr. Walker: Get up on the table.

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Get me a sandwich, man.

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Larry: Sandwich?

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What's that for?

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Dr. Walker: It's my lunchtime, I'm hungry.

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Get up on this table
and get me a sandwich.

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Come on, baby.

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Jen: We eat food on this table.

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Dr. Walker: Yeah, I'm going to try
to eat something on that table, too.

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Come hop right here.

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Hop right here, baby.

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Hop right here.

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Larry: Honey, the man's
a professional, please.

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Dr. Walker: Yeah, I'm a
professional, come on.

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Jen: Are you going to eat while I -

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Dr. Walker: Yep.

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Okay, Ahh, make the pussy say, "Ahh".

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Jen: Make my -

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Both: Ahh.

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Dr. Walker: Smells like
she been down there

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over on 118th and Slawson.

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Jen: Excuse me.

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Larry: You can tell that by smell?

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Dr. Walker: I can tell that by smell.

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All I smell is Hennessy and
gunpowder and yellow tape.

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Larry: I told you he was good.

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Dr. Walker: Let me go back down there

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and see what's going on down here.

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(sneezes)

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Larry: Bless you.

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Jen: Tell him to stop.

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Larry: Shh, honey.

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Dr. Walker: What are
some of your symptoms?

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Jen: It's a little bit tight.

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Larry: Tight?

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Dr. Walker: You said the pussy's tight?

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Larry: Not since Dallas was born.

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Dr. Walker: Give me some Mop and Glo.

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Jen: Mop and Glo?

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Larry: Honey, where do
we keep the Mop and Glo?

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Jen: Under the sink, but
that's for the floors.

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Dr. Walker: Give me some Pine-Sol.

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Larry: Okay.

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Jen: I don't really think -

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Larry: This is environmental.

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(spraying)

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Dr. Walker: Can I have some salt?

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Jen: Salt?

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Dr. Walker: Yeah, for my
sandwich, not your pussy.

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Larry: Can you see the problem?

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Dr. Walker: Yes, I can see the problem

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if you back your ass
up the back of my neck

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so that I can do the job that
you called me over here to do.

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Larry: I'm sorry.

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Dr. Walker: How you going
to have me come over here

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and look at the pussy and
then want to put a observation

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of surveillance on me while
I'm surveillancing the pussy?

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Larry: Sorry.

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Dr. Walker: Have you been
handling your business, man?

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Jen: Honey, be honest with the doctor.

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Larry: Well, once a while in the shower,

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but that's just until
this blows over, right?

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Dr. Walker: Well, I
think I have a diagnosis.

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You haven't been hitting that right.

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Larry: No, I haven't.

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Dr. Walker: A little lubricant.

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You haven't been giving
her the ghetto love.

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Larry: Okay.

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Dr. Walker: Last but
least, I gots to get paid.

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Larry: Do you take Blue Cross?

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Dr. Walker: I'll tell you
what, I'll take something

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a little bit better than Blue Cross.

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I'll take this microwave out here.

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Larry: Okay.

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It's all right.

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Thanks, doctor.

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Jen: Thank you, doctor.

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Larry: How do you feel?

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Jen: Actually, I'm feeling
a little bit better.

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Larry: Why don't we hit
that shit right now?

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Jen: Honey. (laughing)

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Grab the Pine-Sol.

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Larry: Oh, okay.

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(romantic music)

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