At my dinner tonight… I believed that I got my work done today… I killed the brown recluse spiders in the greenhouse…. I grew golden locks…. I don’t have spondylolysthesis (look it up)... my non-digital thermostat says 75 when it actually is 75… and my kid doesn’t resent me for ever so slightly shaking him at 3am in 2002. None of that came true but I did mak... more >
At my dinner tonight… I believed that I got my work done today… I killed the brown recluse spiders in the greenhouse…. I grew golden locks…. I don’t have spondylolysthesis (look it up)... my non-digital thermostat says 75 when it actually is 75… and my kid doesn’t resent me for ever so slightly shaking him at 3am in 2002. None of that came true but I did make myself a captain and coke and it had the same effect.
Patience is a virtue...
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Rufio! Rufio! Ruf - ee - OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
bangerang!
YES!! Slow clap to Thunderous applause!!!
I'm definitely trying THIS on Thanksgiving!!! Thanks for the great idea,,,, should be a breeze to clean up :-)
haha. nice.
The video is supposed to remind you of Hook – it’s even got the actual music from the film.
This is great!All religious freaks should watch it.
That was so bad I clicked ‘Die’, gave it a thumbs down on StumbleUpon, and then called my friends to warn them. Just fscking terrible, in every way.
At my dinner tonight… I believed that I got my work done today… I killed the brown recluse spiders in the greenhouse…. I grew golden locks…. I don’t have spondylolysthesis (look it up)... my non-digital thermostat says 75 when it actually is 75… and my kid doesn’t resent me for ever so slightly shaking him at 3am in 2002. None of that came true but I did mak... more >