Nah, carlchummers doesn't speak for us all, keep your clothes on. I can barely stand your beer-gut.

This should be a PSA. Don't huff paint in your garage while smoking a cigarette shirtless and having a mullett. Awesome mullette! Really, who has a wooden ladder anymore? What a carny!!

Where you at boy? You sound like some of my neighbors….....................

You have the funniest stories! This one is classic!

OOH

shite!

another classic. kinda petered out toward the end but it was a good experience and i recommend it!

MAN-BOY! MAN-BOY!

It would be awesome if he didn’t keep saying baby’s arm. A bit creepy, but funny other than that.

Take it all off for us. You might as well…we’ve had to already have seen the worst part of your body!

Hell yeah Curtis. You nasty. You should star in porn…put that hair to good use. Let somebody pull it and yank it until something big happens.