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New "No Promises" Ad

Conservatives for Patient's Rights released a new ad that doubles up on their previous message.

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Keywords: Conservatives for Patient's Rights Health Care Health Patient Care No guarantee No Promises Obama

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Rotwang

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I've actually been attacked by bats. So, um, I guess I should hate health care then. ok, um, RAAARRR!!!

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sc_homer

sc_homer

Finally an ad that tells the truth about health care in America. There are no guarantees that you will not die. I just wonder who the dumbdumbs are

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trapperkeepher

boo!

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jasonator

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Id like to be diddled by a Wookie. As long as it has girl parts

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