CHRISTINE! - Ben Sheehan
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Ben Sheehan
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Christopher Whitman
Special thanks to the Hudson River Park patrol woman who didn't ask us to leave.
Added over 1 year ago
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Patience is overrated...
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Christine O’Donnell
It’s hard to top you
You always speak your mind
You don’t let logic stop you
You say that Sex And The City is pornography
And The Sopranos are a model family
That Britney Spears is a national threat
And coed dormitories lead to group sex
My heart’s beating at a faster pace
Ever since you joined the Senate race
Christine, the thought of you winning scares the shit out of me
Christine, please don’t cast a spell on me
The blogosphere thinks you’re insane
You said there were mice with human brains
But to be fair it seems to me
You’re not so bad; you’re raving mad, Christine
Remember when you falsely hinted
You were getting a Masters at Princeton
Or when you said condoms help spread AIDS
And freak dancing leads to date rape
You think gays are immoral and deviant
While you run a campaign that’s fully expedient
I’m glad we made Delaware the first state
It’s paid us back with a bat-shit candidate
Christine, you don’t believe in evolution
Christine, ‘cause you’ve never seen a monkey turn into a human
If masturbation’s adultery
Then we’re all guilty of infidelity
To be fair it seems to me
You’re not so bad; you’re raving mad
Christine, the lack of school prayer doesn’t lead to school shootings
Christine, your opponents aren’t hiding in your bushes
You wouldn’t lie to save Jews from Nazis
You make Palin look like Gandhi
To be fair it seems to me
You’re not so bad; you’re raving mad
And it might sound rude but I swear it’s true
I’ll remember you fondly, as long as you lose, Christine
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