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Published January 10, 2012 920 views More Info »
Hey!
Y'all it's How I Seize It time and tonight,
we dealin' with some pretty serious shit-
(laughs)
Fuck...
(gags)
Okay, that one passed...
(gags)
Okay, y'all go get you a drink,
or take you a shit or do whateve
it is that you need to do,
but I'm gonna be rights back.
But in the meantimes,
I want you all to watch this footage
of when I watched this video earlier today
of '2 Girls and a Cup...'

(sniff)
It's nasty...

Alright y'all, my gal pal Candy
she send me this video over here
and she told me that it's called
'2 Girls and One Cup'
And she said that it's got rules:
You have to watch it all the way through,
you can't divert your eyes away from the screen,
and you can't vomit-
Now, that seem a little bit weird to me
that she said you can't vomit-
So I got me a Kroger bag over here
just in case I have to vomit cause...
I don't even know why I'm doin' it,
but she- she one of my best friends
so I'm just gonna humor her.

(music)

Well lesbians-
(music)

Holy God!
She's....
She's....
She's....
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!
(music)

I know I cheated and looked away but-
(music)

Ewwwwwwwww!!!
What the fuck???
These girls is fuckin'-
Whoa!!!!!
(music)

These is the craziest-
Ahhhhhh!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!!
Something's-

(music)

That look like a cauliflower-
(gags)

Okay, alright...
I'm gonna level with y'all.
I gots to speak in codes to describe
what I seen,
so I don't hurl in front of y'all.
Fair warnin' though...
Don't eat a thing before you watch it
because it will fuck up your whole world and reality.
It has...
It has took me ten minutes to finish one beer!

So basically, these two gals is doin' #2 and #3-
(vomits)
(coughs)

I tell you what, I reckon I'm grateful
there wasn't no piss involved in there.
At least I can still enjoy my beers.
But I reckon I've had my last TGIFriday Mudslide.
(laughs)
Now quotes me if I'm wrong,
but the bible says only Jesus is the one who is
supposed to split a loaf between two hungry people.
So you know them two womens...
they weren't no...Christian.

(kids screaming)
I'm gonna kill me some youngins, goddamnit.
Now what we wanna know is what
did them two whores get in exchange for these
random acts of just per old nastiness!
One fact is you all gots to know
these is not just regular old whores.
These here is what you call
'crack whores.'
(burp)
Cause only true crack whores resorts
to lickin' up that stuff for money.
Uhhh...
Oh hell, fuck speakin' in codes!
Y'all, do NOT watch this video
'2 Gals and One Cup.'
It ain't nothin' but a couple of lesbians
eatin' each other's shit and then
pukin' it out on each other's naked bodies.
Oh God, Lord Jesus,
please forgive me for bein' tempted to watch
this nasty-ass shit just to get my
YouTube ratings more popular!
A-to-the-fuckin'-men!
And that's How I Seize It.
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