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Electro music comedy duo Eccentronic contemplate the ennui of modern life and the... more »
Published December 08, 2013 29 views More Info ยป
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Featuring:
Hypnotique (vocals, lyrics)
John Callaghan (vocal, production, lyrics)
Alan Mason (guitar)
Mike Nudd (drums)
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Published December 08, 2013
In my life
Why do I waste valuable time
With people who aren't fabulous
Who kick my ass on Scrabulous
And other inferior Facebook games

In my life
Why do I waste valuable time
With Angry Birds and Temple Run
Twitter, Tumblr, where's the fun
In my life?

Dance mat and live chat and Rock Band to rock out
Chat Roulette chatting then getting my cock out
Marathon viewing the Lord of the Rings
These are a few of my timewasting things

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hou
And I appear to be quite drunk again now!
I was looking for a job, I didn't find a job
And heaven knows I'm a miserable cow

Spending warm summer days indoors
Reading frightening spam
From an estranged king in South Sudan
This charming - spam...

Mad dogs on skateboards and whiskers on Lolcats
Farmville and Tetris and Hot or Not arse-hats
Adorable cats playing toy theremin
These are a few of my timewasting things

I would go out tonight
But I've got a Peep Show video, to watch
And it's the box set, la di da

In my life
Why do I waste valuable time?
I must have seen this film 50 times or more
Why am I so content to be so bored?
Last night Last of The Summer Wine
Was all I saw, on Channel Nine

In my life
Why do I waste valuable time
With people who aren't fabulous
Who kick my ass on Scrabulous
And other inferior Facebook games

Dossing about is my main occupation
A PhD thesis in procrastination
In Time Square's Foursquare, I am the king of my timewasting things
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