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What are you gonna do when Jesus punks you?

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Web Series Sketch

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Web Series: Web Series: Rigor Tortoise: The Sketches (Season 1) (3 of 11)

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katecastella

still makes me smile......

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lux

lux

jesus stole my lunch money : (

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

Jesus owns phones! That’s funny. But I’m scared.

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NoelleD

NoelleD

A robot, yes!!!

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jbmcpart

jbmcpart

I’ve been looking for my soul EVERYWHERE—now I know who has it!!

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katecastella

That guy is always there when I try to rent a U-Haul…

(I loved this!)

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