My dear Stephanie, You are such a wonderfully talented young woman, but I’m afraid you’ve got a lot to learn from us older gals. I’m certain that your taxi slot was poached by none other than Pervez Musharraf himself, the evil president of Pakistan who is known worldwide for being rude and ‘all hands’with the ladies. Why, he’s suspended the constitution TWIC... more >
My dear Stephanie, You are such a wonderfully talented young woman, but I’m afraid you’ve got a lot to learn from us older gals. I’m certain that your taxi slot was poached by none other than Pervez Musharraf himself, the evil president of Pakistan who is known worldwide for being rude and ‘all hands’with the ladies. Why, he’s suspended the constitution TWICE ! I don’t mind telling you that I gave him a piece of my mind last time I was in Karachi. But I am a barely mobile old woman, and you’re a comely young lass…so please be careful. You are so adorable, especially when you bounce as you say your name…Frank and I will put our heads together and figure out how you can extricate yourself from this pickle. When Frank emerges from his latest senile coma, that is.
Oh! I almost forgot…Pervez has a DREADFUL fear of herpetic cats! And yours is EVER so darling…I’m getting sleepy now, dear…
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I wish I would have seen these before I fled NYC!
Indians have the best insults!
I’m jealous … I wish I were an acid snatch.
Another funny one!
Ha ha, acid snatch! Classic!
woowee
I love that you focused on your kitty so many times – that gave me warm and fuzzies ;-)
My dear Stephanie, You are such a wonderfully talented young woman, but I’m afraid you’ve got a lot to learn from us older gals. I’m certain that your taxi slot was poached by none other than Pervez Musharraf himself, the evil president of Pakistan who is known worldwide for being rude and ‘all hands’with the ladies. Why, he’s suspended the constitution TWIC... more >
That’s right. Send him home.
perez is a jackoff
That was very meta. Eric, you look so thin in that mirror, eat some beef already!
Seriously, what fool would steal a cab from a retributioner??? I LOVE that!
Stephanie, you rule.
Pervez is known for stealing cabs.
I’m helping YOU!!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! fabulous!
including the men… parts…pervez is an idiot to steal a cab from a retributioner…he’d better give you that job.
Say lah vee.
Love it! Getting even with the world never tasted so… much like curry?
very chelsea handler !!
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