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VO - Eliza Skinner
Written by Eliza Skinner and Bryan Safi
Edited by William Maxwell
302 Funny Votes
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Published May 02, 2014

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ON THE BACK COVER OF THIS ALBUM
IS A PERSONAL TREASURE.

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THIS IS MY FIRST AND
ONLY SELF PORTRAIT.

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I DREW IT WHEN I
WAS JUST A BABY.

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THEY SAY A SELF PORTRAIT STEALS
YOUR SOUL, BUT I SAY, WELL,

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YOU HAVE TO HAVE A
SOUL TO BEGIN WITH.

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I TITLED IT,
"ME. I AM MARIAH."

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(BACKGROUND VOICE WHISPERS)
I AM MARIAH.

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BECAUSE THAT'S THE FIRST THING I
SAY WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

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AFTER THE SCREAMING STOPS.

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PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME FOR
SUCH A SIMPLISTIC DRAWING.

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WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT I DID IT
WHEN I WAS A CHILD IT'S CLEAR

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THAT I WAS AND AM A GENIUS.

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IT'S A CREATIVE VISUALIZATION OF
HOW WOULD'VE LOOKED IF I HAD

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BLOND STRAIGHT HAIR WHEN I WAS A
CHILD. I'VE KEPT THIS STORY IN

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PRIVATE FOR SO LONG. IS IT A
STORY EVEN? IS IT MORE OF A

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FABLE, OR FAIRY TALE? A LEGEND?
I HAVE A THESAURUS. I'M SO VERY

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PROUD OF IT. THIS ALBUM IS A
REFLECTION OF SOME OF THE PEAKS AND

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VALLEYS THAT HAVE MADE ME WHO I AM
TODAY. A TWEEN WHO LOVES

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BUTTERFLIES AND RENEWING
VALLEYS. ANYWAY, I'VE DECIDED TO

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SHARE IT WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO
ACTUALLY CARE, AND HAVE BEEN

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(CREEPY CHILD LAUGHS IN THE BACKGROUND)

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HERE THROUGH IT ALL. BEEN THROUGH A
LOT BUT I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN ME.

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(BACKGROUND VOICE WHISPERS ALONG)
ME. I AM MARIAH.

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ALONG THE WAY THERE HAVE BEEN A
COUPLE OF NICKNAMES: MO, MIMI,

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EDWARD SNOWDEN. LATELY
THEY'VE BEEN CALLING ME

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THE ELUSIVE CHANTEUSE, BECAUSE
THAT'S A THING THAT PEOPLE DO

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CALL OTHER PEOPLE
WHO THEY ARE LIKE.

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