AIDS: We Did It!
Be careful what you wish for.
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Director
Elizabeth Banks
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Actor
Adam Scott
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Make Up Artist
Shauna O'Toole
Additional Credits:
Directed by Elizabeth Banks
Written by Elizabeth Wright Shapiro
Starring Adam Scott, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Ken Mitchell, and Brian Gallivan
Produced by Michelle Fox
Cinematography by David Jones
Edited by Matt Villines
Hair and Makeup by Shauna O'Toole
Directed by Elizabeth Banks
Written by Elizabeth Wright Shapiro
Starring Adam Scott, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Ken Mitchell, and Brian Gallivan
Produced by Michelle Fox
Cinematography by David Jones
Edited by Matt Villines
Hair and Makeup by Shauna O'Toole
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Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
The video opens with Adam Scott and Elizabeth Wright Shapiro packing
office supplies into boxes. Ken Mitchell walks into the room carrying a
box.
Ken Mitchell: Hey guys, what should I do with all these AIDS prevention pamphlets, just throw them out, right?
Adam Scott: Yeah. No reason to keep them now.
Ken Mitchell: Cool.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro pulls something out of a box.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Great. Starbucks gift certificate. Expired.
Adam Scott: Oh, I got a job interview next week.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Oh, that's awesome. Where?
Adam Scott: Breast cancer.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Wow. I didn't know they were hiring.
Adam Scott: Yeah, I'd coordinate their races.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Fingers crossed.
Adam Scott: Oh, did you want me to try and get you in there?
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: No, please. I submitted my resume to battered women.
Ken Mitchell comes back in with a box full of red ribbons.
Ken Mitchell: Hey guys, what should I do with all these red ribbons.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Just throw them out, Matt.
Ken Mitchell: Are you sure? I mean, red's up for grabs.
Adam Scott: Matt. Please.
Ken Mitchell nods.
Ken Mitchell: Hey, there's cake in Beth's office.
Ken Mitchell leaves.
Adam Scott picks up a picture.
Adam Scott: Ah, remember last year's fundraiser? We all sang karaoke with Elton John.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Totally. Rocket man.
Adam Scott laughs.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Remember when we all went to India and passed out all those condoms.
Adam Scott: It's been a good run.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Man, this sucks.
Adam Scott: What?
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: It sucks they cured AIDS. There, I said it.
Adam Scott: Believe me, we're all thinking it.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I know that millions of gay guys and Africans aren't going to die now. And I know this is what we've been working all these years for, but, I'm sorry, it's just like really shitty timing for me. You know?
Adam Scott: On Monday, Beth gave me a raise. Guess what happens, Tuesday? They cure aids.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I know there's no right time to cure AIDS, but during a recession? Really?
Adam Scott: Recession? How about the worst economic meltdown since the Great Depression.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Scientists are such assholes.
Adam Scott: Yeah, no shit.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Part of me is just like, what the fuck happened to cancer? You know? I thought for sure they'd cure that shit first.
Adam Scott: Yeah. What do they have, like, twenty ribbon colors now?
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: What kind of pussy ass disease gets cured in like twenty years anyways? It took longer to cure fucking polio.
Adam Scott: What happened to the common cold? They still haven't cured that.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Right. So, basically, a cold is worse than AIDS now. I'd rather get AIDS, than a cold.
Ken Mitchell pops his head back into the room. He's carrying a piece of cake.
Ken Mitchell: Look who stopped by to say hi.
Brian Gallivan comes into the room. He has lesions on his forehead consistent with AIDS.
Brian Gallivan: Hey. Hey.
Adam Scott: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Brian Gallivan: I just wanted to thank you guys for all the hard work you've done. (claps Adam Scott on the shoulder) Thanks to you I'm gonna live.
Adam Scott: Matt, is this a joke? (to Brian Gallivan) What is this? Okay, congratulations, now go fuck yourself.
Brian Gallivan looks back and forth between Adam Scott and Elizabeth Wright Shapiro.
Brian Gallivan (to Adam Scott): Fuck you.
Adam Scott: You too, Matt! Get the fuck out of here.
Brian Gallivan and Ken Mitchell leave the room.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: The balls on that guy. Jesus. Shit. I forgot to mail my rent check.
Adam Scott: Oh, God damn it.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I swear, this has been the worst fucking week.
The shot cuts the following text – AIDS We Did It!
The shot cuts to black.
Ken Mitchell: Hey guys, what should I do with all these AIDS prevention pamphlets, just throw them out, right?
Adam Scott: Yeah. No reason to keep them now.
Ken Mitchell: Cool.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro pulls something out of a box.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Great. Starbucks gift certificate. Expired.
Adam Scott: Oh, I got a job interview next week.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Oh, that's awesome. Where?
Adam Scott: Breast cancer.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Wow. I didn't know they were hiring.
Adam Scott: Yeah, I'd coordinate their races.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Fingers crossed.
Adam Scott: Oh, did you want me to try and get you in there?
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: No, please. I submitted my resume to battered women.
Ken Mitchell comes back in with a box full of red ribbons.
Ken Mitchell: Hey guys, what should I do with all these red ribbons.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Just throw them out, Matt.
Ken Mitchell: Are you sure? I mean, red's up for grabs.
Adam Scott: Matt. Please.
Ken Mitchell nods.
Ken Mitchell: Hey, there's cake in Beth's office.
Ken Mitchell leaves.
Adam Scott picks up a picture.
Adam Scott: Ah, remember last year's fundraiser? We all sang karaoke with Elton John.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Totally. Rocket man.
Adam Scott laughs.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Remember when we all went to India and passed out all those condoms.
Adam Scott: It's been a good run.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Man, this sucks.
Adam Scott: What?
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: It sucks they cured AIDS. There, I said it.
Adam Scott: Believe me, we're all thinking it.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I know that millions of gay guys and Africans aren't going to die now. And I know this is what we've been working all these years for, but, I'm sorry, it's just like really shitty timing for me. You know?
Adam Scott: On Monday, Beth gave me a raise. Guess what happens, Tuesday? They cure aids.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I know there's no right time to cure AIDS, but during a recession? Really?
Adam Scott: Recession? How about the worst economic meltdown since the Great Depression.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Scientists are such assholes.
Adam Scott: Yeah, no shit.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Part of me is just like, what the fuck happened to cancer? You know? I thought for sure they'd cure that shit first.
Adam Scott: Yeah. What do they have, like, twenty ribbon colors now?
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: What kind of pussy ass disease gets cured in like twenty years anyways? It took longer to cure fucking polio.
Adam Scott: What happened to the common cold? They still haven't cured that.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Right. So, basically, a cold is worse than AIDS now. I'd rather get AIDS, than a cold.
Ken Mitchell pops his head back into the room. He's carrying a piece of cake.
Ken Mitchell: Look who stopped by to say hi.
Brian Gallivan comes into the room. He has lesions on his forehead consistent with AIDS.
Brian Gallivan: Hey. Hey.
Adam Scott: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Brian Gallivan: I just wanted to thank you guys for all the hard work you've done. (claps Adam Scott on the shoulder) Thanks to you I'm gonna live.
Adam Scott: Matt, is this a joke? (to Brian Gallivan) What is this? Okay, congratulations, now go fuck yourself.
Brian Gallivan looks back and forth between Adam Scott and Elizabeth Wright Shapiro.
Brian Gallivan (to Adam Scott): Fuck you.
Adam Scott: You too, Matt! Get the fuck out of here.
Brian Gallivan and Ken Mitchell leave the room.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: The balls on that guy. Jesus. Shit. I forgot to mail my rent check.
Adam Scott: Oh, God damn it.
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I swear, this has been the worst fucking week.
The shot cuts the following text – AIDS We Did It!
The shot cuts to black.
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