Freezing, sub-zero, bordering-arctic temperatures here in New Jersey. The first... more »
Freezing, sub-zero, bordering-arctic temperatures here in New Jersey. The first Tuesday of every month, this bar/music venue hosts comedy "events". Not only is the food to die for (Oh, tiramisu, I tear and miss you!) but the comedy is wonderful too!
HOWEVER: Just like any microphone open to the public, a few nuts will inevitably wander in off "da streets" (yo!)...
Hence, this first-time-EVER stand-up comedy attempt by a Soviet Commy...dian (comedian).
Trouble is, he got so nervous his throat closed up, or maybe froze shut. Either way, he couldn't speak and so instead of chickening out, he committed...committed an unspeakable act--literally: he tried to communicate his one-liners telepathically to the drunken attendees. Obviously he couldn't.
And HERE'S THE SHOCKER! He went over amazingly! They LOVED him!
So be sure to look for this HOT (cold), YOUNG (old), COMIC (escaped mental patent) on America's Got Talent very soon.
SPECIAL THANKS TO: http://www.youtube.com/hoodedcobra
AND http://www.youtube.com/theatticus19 (happy 20th birthday!) « less