New Attractions
Hello, I'm Stephanie MacPherson, As founder of New Attractions I know our system works. Years ago I was a very unhappy homosexual, so sick of having consensual sex with women while... more »
Hello, I'm Stephanie MacPherson,
As founder of New Attractions I know our system works. Years ago I was a very unhappy homosexual, so sick of having consensual sex with women while being bombarded with messages from Alan Keyes and Fred Phelps and other ex-gays telling me that my attractions were unnatural. Bottom line- I was tired of being me. I developed a method in which I changed the way I thought about men. I learned to respect a man's dingdong allowing me to deal with being intimate with them. I saw them as saviors to womanhood and protectors of the feminine being- it was an AMAZING transformation! And then I thought to myself- why stop here? Why not help other people become attracted to people they've never found attractive before. Why are we limiting ourselves in the "types" of people we find sexually appealing? Think about it. You may not be interested in Gingers, or people who wear braces, or short people, but by limiting our "types" we are really limiting our possibilities for happiness.
If you ever want to increase your chances for true love, or are tired of dating the same types of people over and over, or are just sick of being you, come to New Attractions! When you are ready to change, we'll help you! « less
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Hello, I'm Stephanie MacPherson,
As founder of New Attractions I know our system works. Years ago I was a very unhappy homosexual, so sick of having consensual sex with women while being bombarded with messages from Alan Keyes and Fred Phelps and other ex-gays telling me that my attractions were unnatural. Bottom line- I was tired of being me. I developed a method in which I changed the way I thought about men. I learned to respect a man's dingdong allowing me to deal with being intimate with them. I saw them as saviors to womanhood and protectors of the feminine being- it was an AMAZING transformation! And then I thought to myself- why stop here? Why not help other people become attracted to people they've never found attractive before. Why are we limiting ourselves in the "types" of people we find sexually appealing? Think about it. You may not be interested in Gingers, or people who wear braces, or short people, but by limiting our "types" we are really limiting our possibilities for happiness.
If you ever want to increase your chances for true love, or are tired of dating the same types of people over and over, or are just sick of being you, come to New Attractions! When you are ready to change, we'll help you!
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