Meeting the parents can get pretty daunting when you're dating Ivanka Trump.... more »
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Published: March 05, 2017
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- [Ivanka] He's definitely not a typical father.
- Do they know I'm black?
- Um--
- You might wanna, you know.
- I was not going to subject boyfriends
to the scrutiny of my father.
(sinister music)
I think he can be a little bit intimidating.
My father is unimpeachable.
- I am the least racist person that you have ever met.
(laughing)
Don't be afraid.
I would love to meet with the black caucus.
I love this guy.
- It's the black people out here too.
It's like all of them missed the movement.
(sinister music)
- My husband is kind.
He's a gentleman.
I don't feel he insulted the Mexicans.
And it's not for all the Muslims.
We having fun?
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're like
a kinky sex family, dog.
- If Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.
(laughing)
- [Host] Oh, that's so weird.
- So look, I go do my research.
Apparently a whole bunch of brothers been missing
in the suburbs.
(laughing)
- Well how you not scared of this, man?
(sinister music)
- Good to see another brother around here.
(macabre music)
♫ Piss on your grave
Sorry, man.
♫ Piss on your grave
Yo!
♫ Nigga behave
We gotta go.
- Um, no.
(sinister music)
- Don't pay attention to anything you see in the news.
- If there's too many white people I get nervous.
- I think what Ivanka's trying to say, who cares.
Who cares?
Get the hell out of here.
- I just need a guy who's confident, secure.
Not unlike Jeff.
(plink)

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