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Michael Describes Pornography, Episode 1

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Categories: Web Series Sketch

Keywords: Episode 1 Our Own You all Those Aren t Muskets Michael Describes Pornography

Credits: Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson

Web Series: Web Series: Mike Describes Pornography (1 of 2)

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LilMcGil

LilMcGil

Wow, Swaim. You've come a long way, baby. So happy you're still at it.

posted about 22 days ago · Report Spam

mggray

mggray

"That's nice . . . Debra Messing . . ."
"If it were an internal combustion engine we'd be going, um, 20-25MPH here . . ."

Oh, gosh . . . this was awesome. Kudos.

posted about 7 months ago · Report Spam

SouthernJewishPrincess

Mike Swaim is way too young to be watching porn! What is he, 14?

Funny young man. What a Mensch.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

Stan_Lozengcock

again, very very funny

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THEHOPEDEALER

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DEBRA MESSING IS AN ANOREXIC BITCH WITH NO TITS.WITH ALL THE PEOPLE GIVING THEIR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS FOR PORN SITES,AND THEY STILL WONDER HOW THEIR IDENTITY AND CREDIT GETS STOLEN.

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