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Best Opening Joke EVER! - The Mummy 3

Jordan Morris of Fuel TV throws down the greatest opening line of all time...too bad he doesn't have anything else. www.fuel.tv

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Added about 1 year ago

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Keywords: The Mummy 3 Jordan Morris Fuel TV The Greatest Opening line Brendan Fraiser Jet Li Mummy Daily Habit

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