Email Order Bride: original song by Nick Barberio She’s my email ordered bride! Ye... more »
Email Order Bride: original song by Nick Barberio
She’s my email ordered bride! Ye haw!
Now living in the country just ain’t what it used to be
Fer fellers just a lookin’ fer the one (the one to say I do)
You used to catch your wife-to-be on Sadie Hawkin’s day
But now good lord willin’ you can win her on ebay
She’s my sweetheart though we never met. coming to me via UPS
I never thought that I would feel so lucky and free
That email ordered wife of mine’s comin’ C.O.D.
Yes that my real picture
Oh yes, you just my type
I love you long time
Send money now
I come marry you
Did you send money order?
You live where?
Oh, ok, sure….
I’m all wrapped up and I’m ready to deport
And one day soon I’ll be waitin’ at your door.
I’m thankful for the internet for us to meet like this
This email ordered bride will give you email ordered bliss
This email ordered bride will give you email ordered bliss!
(Together with guy)
(My email ordered bride will give me email ordered bliss)