Hey…I’m No Homo! I Just Pork Corpses!

Uploader

derivativecomics

The worst part about being a necrophiliac is that so many people have unisex names.

You see a chick’s name on a tombstone, you spend three hours digging her up because you’re in desperate need of a putrefying corpse’s holes to pork, and after all that work, you find out that Shelly Berman was a dude.

And I swear I’m no homo, but I’m not letting all that labor and my full, thick erection go to waste.

Besides, when a body been interred for thirty years, rotting away, it really doesn’t make a difference if they were a man or a woman.

Plus, I usually just fuck their eye-holes.

Look…What I’m trying to say is, I’m not gay, mom.