Minions, they all share the same goal,
to serve the most despicable master around.
Finding a master was easy, but keeping a master,
that's where things got tricky,
until the late 1930s when they found their favorite master of all,
Hitler. That's right, your beloved minions worked for Hitler.
Deep down you already knew this, but decided to willfully turn a blind eye.
Sure they're all cute and yellow. They were the accessories to the genocide
of 6 million Jews.
You love them. You laugh with them. You'll pay $15 dollars to watch
a movie celebrating them, a bunch of anti-Semitic war criminals.
You should be ashamed.
Minions, now in theaters.