Three Wolf Moon
THREE WOLF MOON: (Parody of Colors of The Wind from Disneys Pocahontas) http://www.drcoolsex.com Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:... more »
THREE WOLF MOON:
(Parody of Colors of The Wind from Disneys Pocahontas)
http://www.drcoolsex.com
Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASI...
Song Lyrics:
You think you're a pretty big loser,
No buddies or girlfriend,
I bet you want to cry,
Inside, deep down, you're hurt,
But wait there is a shirt,
To show them all that you are one cool guy,
One cool guy...
Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers,
To help you land a smoking hot dame,
But know that it is not an average t-shirt,
It has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
Some people dont believe the ancient folklore,
Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean
Supermodels clamor at your doorstep,
And you can yield, its awesome powers, for 9.14.
Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon?
Or let the Spirits feed you fake crab meat?
Do you think you can check out before they sellout?
With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet.
Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet.
One hundred percent cotton, and hand-dyed,
Dont spill Tuscan whole milk please believe,
Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead,
If only there were more wolves on the sleeves.
The benefits are not exaggerated,
Top purchase in apparel, its the best,
All girls will wish you were the one they dated,
Youll learn fantastic things on a vision quest
How high will the spirits guides fly?
Accept their blessings, and never ask why.
Or youll never wear a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon!
Or get reviews on Amazon or tweets,
Glow in the dark would be real neat,
So join the brotherhood of the Lupine Elite.
If somethings cool, how opportune,
You could say its Three Wolf Moon.
Look within, you know the shirt is Three Wolf Moon. « less
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Additional Credits:
Special thanks to Michael McLoin and The Mountain for the shirts and howling:
http://themountain.com/
http://twitter.com/michaelmcgloin
Special thanks to Joe Wengert for enlightening us and howling:
http://twitter.com/joewengert
Featuring:
Malorie Charak Vocals
Megan Maes Spirit Guide
Dustin Drury Three Wolf Man
Supermodels:
Shannon Coffey
Katey Healy-Wurzburg
Brittany Zuckerman
Ken Kocses Bully
Greg Murtha Scared Boyfriend
Willie Simpson Resurrected Man
Written By:
Alex Charak & Dustin Drury
http://twitter.com/alexcharak
http://twitter.com/dustindrury
Audio Engineering:
Alex Fuzzy Holtzman
Editor:
Greg Murtha
DP:
Matt Cady
Special thanks to Michael McLoin and The Mountain for the shirts and howling:
http://themountain.com/
http://twitter.com/michaelmcgloin
Special thanks to Joe Wengert for enlightening us and howling:
http://twitter.com/joewengert
Featuring:
Malorie Charak Vocals
Megan Maes Spirit Guide
Dustin Drury Three Wolf Man
Supermodels:
Shannon Coffey
Katey Healy-Wurzburg
Brittany Zuckerman
Ken Kocses Bully
Greg Murtha Scared Boyfriend
Willie Simpson Resurrected Man
Written By:
Alex Charak & Dustin Drury
http://twitter.com/alexcharak
http://twitter.com/dustindrury
Audio Engineering:
Alex Fuzzy Holtzman
Editor:
Greg Murtha
DP:
Matt Cady
Added almost 4 years ago
54 funny votes
20 die votes
Description:
THREE WOLF MOON:
(Parody of Colors of The Wind from Disneys Pocahontas)
http://www.drcoolsex.com
Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASI...
Song Lyrics:
You think you're a pretty big loser,
No buddies or girlfriend,
I bet you want to cry,
Inside, deep down, you're hurt,
But wait there is a shirt,
To show them all that you are one cool guy,
One cool guy...
Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers,
To help you land a smoking hot dame,
But know that it is not an average t-shirt,
It has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
Some people dont believe the ancient folklore,
Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean
Supermodels clamor at your doorstep,
And you can yield, its awesome powers, for 9.14.
Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon?
Or let the Spirits feed you fake crab meat?
Do you think you can check out before they sellout?
With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet.
Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet.
One hundred percent cotton, and hand-dyed,
Dont spill Tuscan whole milk please believe,
Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead,
If only there were more wolves on the sleeves.
The benefits are not exaggerated,
Top purchase in apparel, its the best,
All girls will wish you were the one they dated,
Youll learn fantastic things on a vision quest
How high will the spirits guides fly?
Accept their blessings, and never ask why.
Or youll never wear a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon!
Or get reviews on Amazon or tweets,
Glow in the dark would be real neat,
So join the brotherhood of the Lupine Elite.
If somethings cool, how opportune,
You could say its Three Wolf Moon.
Look within, you know the shirt is Three Wolf Moon.
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