VERSE 1 7am, waking up in the morning To the sound of sex from the couple upstairs Which is kinda gross, cuz they're 84 My girl left me, and I'm alone n Gotta push on, no time for fussin' Gotta get up and find a...job Out of work six months, and I have no friends (I have no friends) But I am never ceasing Nothing can defeat me No time to whine, I'll see a brighter day
CHORUS It's Monday, Monday Gotta brush it off on Monday Even though my house got robbed this weekend, weekend Monday, Monday Standing tall again on Monday Everybody pushes their sh-t on me then' I get more jolly when (Yeah) I trip and fall again (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun I'm a song and a smile away from freakin'
VERSE 2 7:45, and I step out on my driveway Car repossessed, I'm not gonna cry Fun, fun, think about fun You f--in' idiot take a deep breath, I got this The bus pulls up all right (yaay!) Smells like piss, and vomit Where's my wallet? Kick me in the butt Then they kick me in the balls Still I keep a smile that nothing can erase!
It's Monday, Monday Every day feels like Monday Even bedbugs get me when I'm sleepin', eatin' Monday, Monday If at first you fail, then one day You'll probably keep on failing til you're reachin' the end I'll cut off all my limbs (Yeah!) Stop breathing oxygen (Yeah!) Fun, fun, fun, fun I'm a song and a smile awaaaay...
RAP I'm hurting inside, but you never knew You can't hear the pain in my voice through the autotune So I get on YouTube There's a girl on there trying to make a tune No way I will let her shine, I'll destroy her life, feel better 'bout mine Wait, what have I become? Maybe this is that karma that goes and comes I should quit this life, create a new one Nah, I need a moment of fun!
CHORUS It's Monday, Monday Lookin' for the sun on Monday Is my dog really lost or did he leave me, leave me? Monday, Monday Trying to fall in love with Monday But MondaySucks hashtag is what I'm tweetin' And to top all of it (Yeah!) There's radiation wind (Yeah!) Fun, fun, fun, fun I'm a song and a smile away from freakin'