Lizzy the Lezzy stand up comedy videos - “TEMPTATION”

My name is lizzy, I am a lesbian

If you are one too then we can have some fun

Just hop into my bed and we can have some rough and tumble

A lickle bit of kissing and a lickle finger fumble

I’m not that into pain but I quite like nipple crunchin

And if you’re very lucky then you might get some muff munchin

Hellooo.

I often get asked lots of questions about my sexuality. Just the other day, some guy asked me why I am a lesbian.  Well that’s obvious isn’t it?  A big fairy came down and sprinkled magic rainbow dust on my mother’s vagina just as she was giving birth to me, of course. Why do you think?  

Oh no, that’s right. It’s a choice. I choose to do it. I do it to annoy my parents and alienate myself from society. I do it because I am a bad girl, because homosexuality is a sin, a temptation from the devil himself.

Or is it because I am mentally ill? well maybe I am a little bit mental, but that’s not why I’m a lesbian.

I am a lesbian because…well... I just am. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. That’s the way my finger fumbles. That’s the way my nipples are crunched. That’s the way my muff gets munched. Hehe.