Lizzy the Lezzy stand up comedy videos - “TEMPTATION”
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Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
My name is lizzy, I am a lesbian
If you are one too then we can have some fun
Just hop into my bed and we can have some rough and tumble
A lickle bit of kissing and a lickle finger fumble
I’m not that into pain but I quite like nipple crunchin
And if you’re very lucky then you might get some muff munchin
Hellooo.
I often get asked lots of questions about my sexuality. Just the other day, some guy asked me why I am a lesbian. Well that’s obvious isn’t it? A big fairy came down and sprinkled magic rainbow dust on my mother’s vagina just as she was giving birth to me, of course. Why do you think?
Oh no, that’s right. It’s a choice. I choose to do it. I do it to annoy my parents and alienate myself from society. I do it because I am a bad girl, because homosexuality is a sin, a temptation from the devil himself.
Or is it because I am mentally ill? well maybe I am a little bit mental, but that’s not why I’m a lesbian.
I am a lesbian because…well... I just am. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. That’s the way my finger fumbles. That’s the way my nipples are crunched. That’s the way my muff gets munched. Hehe.
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