Beauty and the Beast Before CGI
Do regular tampons fail to contain your epic periods? Jillian Michaels recommends Tampax Titanium to annihilate your flow.
- November 29, 2017
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DIRECTOR / WRITER: Adriana Robles
DIRECTOR / WRITER: Hannah Levy
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
PRODUCER: Veronica Rodriguez
UPM: Jack Bradley
PRODUCTION COORDINATOR: Kevin Kinskey
DP: Matt Sweeney
1st AC: Matt Krueger
GAFFER: Zach Zeidman
KEY GRIP: Craig Schumacher
SWING: David Gilmore
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Carlee Craig
SET DRESSER: Chloe Loop
MAKEUP: Chloe Francke
SOUND MIXER: Alex Dawson
PA: Ariella Yashar
HERSELF: Jillian Michaels
WOMAN: Tamara Yajia
November 29, 2017
- [Jillian] You're a woman.
But more importantly,
you're a beast!
You've tried normal tampons, sports tampons,
you even tried pluggin' that thing up on your own.
But you need more.
Tampax Titanium comes with an indestructible metal chain.
It won't rust or shatter,
even if you're making a healthy meal.
Motivating people who aren't giving their all.
Girl, I will rip your fucking leg off
and beat your mother with it!
Or binge-watching the fuck out of Stranger Things.
While other tampons just absorb, Tampax Titanium punches
the shit out of your uterine lining
Until there's nothing left.
And, it beat out the Ford F150 for 2017 Motor Trend
Truck of the Year.
The easy to use gun based applicator shoots the
Titanium so far up your vag,
you'll forget your childhood.
Don't be a pussy.
Put these in your pussy.