DIRECTOR / WRITER: Adriana Robles DIRECTOR / WRITER: Hannah Levy EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly PRODUCER: Veronica Rodriguez UPM: Jack Bradley PRODUCTION COORDINATOR: Kevin Kinskey DP: Matt Sweeney 1st AC: Matt Krueger GAFFER: Zach Zeidman KEY GRIP: Craig Schumacher SWING: David Gilmore PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Carlee Craig SET DRESSER: Chloe Loop MAKEUP: Chloe Francke SOUND MIXER: Alex Dawson PA: Ariella Yashar HERSELF: Jillian Michaels WOMAN: Tamara Yajia
- [Jillian] You're a woman.
But more importantly,
you're a beast!
You've tried normal tampons, sports tampons,
you even tried pluggin' that thing up on your own.
But you need more.
Tampax Titanium comes with an indestructible metal chain.
It won't rust or shatter,
even if you're making a healthy meal.
Motivating people who aren't giving their all.
Girl, I will rip your fucking leg off
and beat your mother with it!
Or binge-watching the fuck out of Stranger Things.
While other tampons just absorb, Tampax Titanium punches
the shit out of your uterine lining
Until there's nothing left.
And, it beat out the Ford F150 for 2017 Motor Trend
Truck of the Year.
The easy to use gun based applicator shoots the
Titanium so far up your vag,
you'll forget your childhood.
Don't be a pussy.
Put these in your pussy.