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Alex and Drew determine who REALLY loves Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Published April 16, 2014 55k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Writers/Directors/Actors - Alex Richanbach & Drew Brooks
Director of Photography - Jonathan Nicholas
Editor - Collin Pittier
Make Up - Emily Rae
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeney
Sound - JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
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Published April 16, 2014

(GRINNING AND GRUNTING)
I'M ON ONE BOY.
(GRUNTS) TWO.
YOU'RE ON ONE?
YEAH MAN.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I'M ON A NEW PLAN MAN.
I'M WAKING UP AT THE CRACK,
AND SCULPTING A FRESH BOD.
NO. JESUS CHRIST.
NO MAN. IT'S THE ROCK.
DWAYNE JOHNSON?
YEAH.
HE'S GOT A 3 STEP PLAN.
I READ THE ARTICLE.
YEAH I READ THAT.
YEAH, YOU REMEMBER?
YEAH, OF COURSE.
. WORKING OUT
. NUTRITION
DUH.
. THE X-FACTOR.
YEAH IT'S A GREAT ARTICLE.
I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE
LOOKING UP TO THE ROCK. HE'S A
GREAT FITNESS MODEL FOR ALL OF US.
SEE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE MOVIES.
THAT GUY IS A TITAN OF A MAN.
WHO MOVES LIKE A BALLERINA
HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS
OF OUR GENERATION.
SO YEAH I THINK ABOUT
THE ROCK SOMETIMES.
I CAN MATCH HIM.
I CAN MATCH HIM IN SKILL, ABILITY
AND MOSTLY BODY MASS.
THE THING IS THAT I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU'RE--
PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT GAIN.
LIKE SIMETRIX. MAYBE SOME
PROTEIN POWDER--
YOU CAN NEVER BEAT HIM.
PROTEIN BARS, I'M
NOT EVEN SURE ABOUT IT.
MAYBE SOME CREATINE--
YEAH, YOUR JUST GOING TO WAKE UP
ONE MORNING, AND BE A
FOOT FIVE , 265 POUND GOD FROM
HAYWARD CALIFORNIA WITH THE
TRIBAL TATOOS FROM HIS HAWAIIAN
HERITAGE. WHO GOES INSIDE
AND WALKS OFF THE BEACH. EVEN
IF YOU COULD GET TO THE FITNESS
LEVEL THAT HE'S AT, YOU'LL NEVER
BE THE ACTOR WITH THE
CHARISMA, AND THE BEAUTY IN THE
FACE THAT HE HAS.
SO WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT?
SAY WHAT?
JUST SAY IT MAN.
SAY WHAT?
(YELLS) WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT
AND SAY IT?
I LOVE THE ROCK.
YEAH.
YEAH.
I LOVE THE ROCK TOO MAN.
I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT BRO. SEE-YA.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORKOUT?
I'M GOING TO JUICE MAN.

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