Beerd is a product that has been brought to you by Chris, Aaron, Tom, and Cow. We... more »
Beerd is a product that has been brought to you by Chris, Aaron, Tom, and Cow. We believe Beerd is the correct choice for any "Baby-Faced" men. It comes in a twenty ounce bottle containing green liquid. All the consumer is required to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the ice-cold Beerd. It is great tasting, highly effective, and the perfect solution to becoming less of a girl and more of a man. The lumberjack on the front of the bottle is a perfect demographic for our product because you can't get any manlier than a bearded lumberjack. It's been proven effective by many highly trained doctors such as Dr. House, the doctors from Scrubs, and one of the doctors from Grey's Anatomy. Some of our customers were kind enough to fill out a survey and had this to say: "Before Beerd, I was lonely and an outcast from society. Now, I have a successful career in broadcasting and have many, many beautiful women all around me." - Luke Williams. A female client bought our product for her husband and told us, "Our marriage was on the brink after many months of unsuccessful beard growing. There were patches of hair all over his face and it was becoming unbearable. Then, after one bottle of Beerd, he was able to grow a glorious beard, the most magnificent beard I've ever seen. So, thanks Beerd!!" - Melissa H. Jones. We believe that if you are living a life without a beard, you aren't really living at all, which is why you need to buy our product and get your life on track. We spent millions of dollars in research and have come up with the most spectacular commercial known to mankind. We have come up with the best combination of music and transitions to compliment the visuals used in the commercial. So we, the creators of Beerd, believe that you should choose our product because it is the most creative and effective invention that has been introduced to society since….well, ever.
*product has varied results among users (usually no beard is actually grown but your thirst will be quenched without a doubt). « less