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Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids U' Know) tells us what we can do about the NSA wiretapping our phones.
Published June 10, 2013 950k views Immortal More Info »

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(whoosh sound)

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(explosion)

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Trevor: Hi, I'm Trevor Moore.

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Due to the recent revelation
that in order to fight terrorism,

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the NSA has been using
a secret court order

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to spy on every single
Verizon and AT&T customer.

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Americans have become
outraged and concerned

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about their rights to privacy.

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But along with that concern

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comes a feeling of hopelessness.

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I mean, what can we do?

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Vote in new leaders?

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Well, the problem is
that during an election,

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each candidate pretends
to not be an asshole.

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Then when they get the job,

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they reveal they've actually been

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a complete asshole this entire time.

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Just look at these people they're going to

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let us pick from in 2016 ...

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You think that they're not
going to be giant assholes?

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Nope, elections are of no use.

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The only way to fight back against

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our country's excessive wiretapping

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and data mining is to make it irrelevant.

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That's why we're launching "Operation:

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Everyone Talk Like A
Terrorist All The Time".

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If we all openly discuss terrorist plots

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in each of our phone conversations,

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then eavesdropping on
those phone conversations

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becomes pointless.

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It's simple, we just need to work
it into our daily vernacular.

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For example, instead of
saying, "I love you,"

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you could describe a terror attack.

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The larger the scale, the
more you love the person.

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Girl: Hi Mom, I just got out of school.

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Can you pick me up?"

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Mom: I'll be there in 15 minutes.

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Leave the truck bomb to
blow up the Brooklyn Bridge.

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Girl: I'm mailing Anthrax to Piers Morgan.

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Trevor: Or nonsense about
God's will being great

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could mean "affirmative"
while horseshit about

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multi-culuralism could me "negative".

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Man: Hey man, they have a 7:30 show ...

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you think you can make it in time?

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Man: God is merciful
as well as unchanging.

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Did you already get me a ticket?

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Man: Anti-race is really
just good for anti-white,

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did you want me to?

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Man: Those that don't live
by God's law deserve death

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since I'm kinda tight on time?

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Man: All right, I'm going to set off

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a pipe bomb at Disneyland.

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Man: Flying a Cessna into the Sears Tower.

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Trevor: And those are just a few examples.

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You can make up your
own. Have fun with it.

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But it's time for us to stand up and

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protect our rights because those assholes

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aren't going to.

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I'm gonna set off a nuke
at the MTV Movie Awards.

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