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For months now, politicians and press have been speaking out against BP and all oil companies due to spilled oil on the beaches. But finally, GULF OIL DISASTER is speaking out in defense of the BP and the oil companies. This is information the public wouldn't know without funnyordie.com. Johnny Atkinson produced this package. « less
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY: Johnny Atkinson REPORTER Johnny Atkinson OIL EXECUTIVE Bill Martin ENVIRONMENTAL ENTHUSIAST Brenda Atkinson KID THROWING OIL Max Martin GIRLS PLAYING IN OIL Grace Martin Natalie Atkinson Julia Atkinson
THE ONGOING PRESS COVERAGE OF THE OIL LEAK HAS BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE SOUTH COAST AND THE UNITED STATES. BUT IT’S THE MISCONCEPTIONS OF THE “OIL SPILL IN THE GULF” THAT IS MOST DISCONCERTING.
“The fear of seeing or touching oil at a beach is presented as if it were some type of "poisonous monster". BILL MARTIN, PRESIDENT OF GULF OIL DISASTER, ALSO KNOWN AS G.O.D. IS FINALLY SPEAKING OUT.
What we’re talking about nothing more than a soft slippery substance.” IT’S THE MEDIA IN THE U.S. THAT CONTINUES BLASTING BP AND OTHER OIL COMPANIES IN THEIR NEWSCASTS PRESENTING OIL AS A DAMAGING SUBSTANCE.
“Despite what politicians and protestors have been sending out in the media, we’ve already done far more than necessary to help the “little people” in the beach areas.”
ENVIRONMENTAL ENTHUSIAST MARY BRENDA HAS BEEN CONTINUALLY EXAGGERATING THE OIL PROBLEMS AND “STAGING” CLEAN-UP SESSIONS “MYSTERIOUSLY” TRYING TO RAISE MONEY.
Notice the oil spill on her own driveway. She's not worried about this, but she wants to clean up the oil in the gulf.
“What do you want to say about all of the oil spill exaggerations? Why do you tell lies about the oil on the beach?”
POLITICIANS ARE USING THIS POLITICAL STAGE FOR FUND RAISING. BUT NO ONE IS POINTING OUT THE NATURAL BENEFITS COMING FROM THE OIL SPILL.
“Like the softer sand. It’s not your average little pebbles which can cause you to trip. The new beach sand has a much softer quality.
BP OIL AND OTHER OIL DRILLERS ARE BEING THREATENED BY POLITICIANS WHO WANT TO PUT AN END TO ALL DRILLING, BUT PEOPLE MUST FIRST BE MADE AWARE OF SOME OF THE BENEFITS OF OIL IN THE GULF… LIKE NEW FUN FOR KIDS.
“I think my favorite part of the oil in the gulf is these tar balls… I mean we’ve never had these before.
KIDS HAVE ALSO TAKEN NOTE OF THE IMPROVING BEACHES… WITH EASIER CONSTRUCTION OF SAND CASTLES.
“When it gets in the sand it makes it stickier so we can make bigger castles.
“I like it cause it’s different than all the beaches in California.
“I like the oil in the sand because it makes it sticky.”
“The oil is naturally thicker, making a firmer holding force in all sand castles. That’s just one more thing not being reported by the politicians and the media in this country.”
“In spite of the bad press that has continued now for months and months, it’s the “little people” of BP and all the major petroleum companies that are finally speaking out. From the Gulf Coast, I’m Johnny Atkinson.