Occasionally young men like to drink. They puff themselves up as they walk home from... more »
Occasionally young men like to drink. They puff themselves up as they walk home from a day at the job--stressed, tired, their mind in shambles from the endless routine. --Yeah, I'll have a drink at that place i pass everyday. Today I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I deserve one. Yeah, I should get a stiff one. A man's drink. Or maybe not too manly. Maybe I'm not that manly. An Apple Sunrise, or a Strawberry Kir Royale. Maybe something just to make my nipples tingle, my smile to sly, my google to boil a pot of tea.
Thank God there's one place to keep you on the straight and narrow path, young man. Count your blessings you've found it, or next thing you know you'll be claiming knuckle hair to be barbarous.
Welcome to Kellys Sports Bar. EV, NYC. Manly Drinking Encouraged. « less