Damn I Love You Jesus
A Music video for The Tumbleweeds (Missi Pyle and Brooke Dillman). From their upcoming album, "Armageddon Excited" Edited by Steve Agee, Written by Pyle, Dillman, Chris Goss and David Catching
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Written by Missi, Brooke, Chris Goss and David Catching. Recorded at Rancho De La Luna 2010. Edited by Steve Agee.
Written by Missi, Brooke, Chris Goss and David Catching. Recorded at Rancho De La Luna 2010. Edited by Steve Agee.
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A Music video for The Tumbleweeds (Missi Pyle and Brooke Dillman). From their upcoming album, "Armageddon Excited" Edited by Steve Agee, Written by Pyle, Dillman, Chris Goss and David Catching
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ITS HARD TO SEE YOUR MESSAGE IN A WORLD THATS SO KOO KOO
THE GOVERNMENT AND MEDIA HAVE MADE A JOKE OF YOU
NOT SURE I HAVE THE FORTITUDE TO SEE THIS WHOLE THING THROUGH
ALL THE BOMBS AND CHAOS AND THE FUCKING ASIAN FLU
EARTHQUAKES AND HURRICANES NEW COKE AND THE MC RIB
ARE THESE SIGNS OF THE RAPTURE OR SOMETHING YOUR AD LIBBED?
DAMN I LOVE YOU JESUS
BUT DAMN YOU MAKE IT HARD
WHEN WE GONNA SEE YOU ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
I'M FOND OF YOUR STIGMATA AND YOUR THORNY SCARS
BUT BOY YOU REALLY BLEW IT BANNING SMOKING FROM THE BARS
EBOLLA AND EBONICS PAPERCUTS AND JAR JAR BINKS
OLESTRA AND THE 8 TRACK TAPE THE SHIT TODAY JUST STINKS
ITS HARD TO BE A CHRISTIAN WHEN THE PATH IS ALL UPHILL
19 DUGGARS BUGGAR BUT I AM BARREN STILL
DAMN I LOVE YOU JESUS
BUT DAMN YOU MAKE IT HARD
WHEN WE GONNA SEE YOU ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
I'M FOND OF YOUR STIGMATA AND YOUR THORNY SCARS
BUT BOY YOU REALLY BLEW IT BANNING SMOKING FROM THE BARS
CHRISTIANS MUSLIMS BUDDHISTS ATHIESTS AND JEWS
ALL THINK THEY'VE GOT THE PATENT NO ONE OWNS THE RIGHTS TO YOU
TOUPEES AND THE APPENDIX FAMINES FLOODS AND FIRES
AND A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF STYROFOAM AND TIRES
DAMN I LOVE YOU JESUS
BUT DAMN YOU MAKE IT HARD
WHEN WE GONNA SEE YOU ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
I'M FOND OF YOUR STIGMATA AND YOUR THORNY SCARS
BUT BOY YOU REALLY BLEW IT BANNING SMOKING FROM THE BARS
THE GOVERNMENT AND MEDIA HAVE MADE A JOKE OF YOU
NOT SURE I HAVE THE FORTITUDE TO SEE THIS WHOLE THING THROUGH
ALL THE BOMBS AND CHAOS AND THE FUCKING ASIAN FLU
EARTHQUAKES AND HURRICANES NEW COKE AND THE MC RIB
ARE THESE SIGNS OF THE RAPTURE OR SOMETHING YOUR AD LIBBED?
DAMN I LOVE YOU JESUS
BUT DAMN YOU MAKE IT HARD
WHEN WE GONNA SEE YOU ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
I'M FOND OF YOUR STIGMATA AND YOUR THORNY SCARS
BUT BOY YOU REALLY BLEW IT BANNING SMOKING FROM THE BARS
EBOLLA AND EBONICS PAPERCUTS AND JAR JAR BINKS
OLESTRA AND THE 8 TRACK TAPE THE SHIT TODAY JUST STINKS
ITS HARD TO BE A CHRISTIAN WHEN THE PATH IS ALL UPHILL
19 DUGGARS BUGGAR BUT I AM BARREN STILL
DAMN I LOVE YOU JESUS
BUT DAMN YOU MAKE IT HARD
WHEN WE GONNA SEE YOU ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
I'M FOND OF YOUR STIGMATA AND YOUR THORNY SCARS
BUT BOY YOU REALLY BLEW IT BANNING SMOKING FROM THE BARS
CHRISTIANS MUSLIMS BUDDHISTS ATHIESTS AND JEWS
ALL THINK THEY'VE GOT THE PATENT NO ONE OWNS THE RIGHTS TO YOU
TOUPEES AND THE APPENDIX FAMINES FLOODS AND FIRES
AND A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF STYROFOAM AND TIRES
DAMN I LOVE YOU JESUS
BUT DAMN YOU MAKE IT HARD
WHEN WE GONNA SEE YOU ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
I'M FOND OF YOUR STIGMATA AND YOUR THORNY SCARS
BUT BOY YOU REALLY BLEW IT BANNING SMOKING FROM THE BARS
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