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Judy Greer never fails at finding love ... for everyone else.
Published June 11, 2014 120k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Judy Greer - Judy
Beth Behrs - Sarah
Ben McKenzie - Matt
Ingrid Haas - Abby
Colter Harkins - Waiter
Director - Andy Bush
Writer - Jack Allison
Producer - Jason Carden
Coordinator - Devin Das
DP - Mike Karnell
Editor - Andy Maxwell
1st AC - Justin Westfall
Gaffer - Nate Cornett
Key Grip - Ian Thomas
Hair/MU - Jen Osborne
Art - Tricia Robertson
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
PA - Ali Naqvi
PA - Cole McFarlane
Judy's Stylist - Karla Welch
Judy's Make-up - Sage Maitri
Judy's Hair - Kylee Heath
Cat Whisperer - Becca Scheuer
2,480 Funny Votes
909 Die Votes
122,474 Views
Published June 11, 2014

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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IT TURNS OUT IT WAS
JUST HIS SISTER.

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YEAH SO IT'S DONE, IT'S RUINED.

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HE'S ON A PLANE TO
PORTLAND TONIGHT,

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AND THEN I'M NEVER
GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

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SARAH, I'VE NEVER
KNOWN YOU TO GIVE UP

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ON SOMETHING SO EASILY.

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HE'S LEAVING TONIGHT--

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BUT HE'S NOT GONE YET.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS TO FIND LOVE IN

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THIS CRAZY WORLD?

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HIS PLANE DOESN'T TAKE
OFF FOR 15 MINUTES.

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YOU CAN MAKE IT.

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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- YEAH.

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GUYS, I GOTTA GO.

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- GO!
- (LAUGHS)

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GO GET HIM.

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GET YOUR MAN GIRL.

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GET HIM.

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(RESTAURANT ATMOSPHERE)

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(LAUGHS)

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SO, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN UP TO LATELY?

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OH GOSH, UM, HMM...

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WELL, I HAVE, UH, JUST BEEN
REALLY SPENDING (CLEARS THROAT)

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A LOT OF TIME WITH
SARAH, AND HELPING

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HER THROUGH HER
RELATIONSHIP WITH DAN.

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- SO...
- MM-HMM...

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I DON'T REALLY HAVE
A LOT GOING ON.

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- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- EXCEPT BEING SARAH'S BEST FRIEND.

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OH THIS WAS FUN.

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(PAST VOICE OF JUDY): I HAVE TO
DRESS UP LIKE A BRIDE IN ORDER

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TO SNEAK INTO A
WEDDING VENUE, BECAUSE

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WE THOUGHT THAT DAN
WAS GETTING MARRIED,

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BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT
HE WASN'T. HE WAS JUST

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A GROOMSMAN IN HIS
COUSIN'S WEDDING, SO...

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(TV): OH, LITTLE LAURIE.

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TRYING HER DANGEST TO
MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF

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HERSELF AND
GETTING NO WHERE.

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- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- (TV CONTINUES)

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(CLOCK TICKS)

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(BOTH ARE STARTLED)

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(GUY): OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

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NO I...

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I SHOULD'VE BEEN LOOKING
WHERE I WAS GOING.

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MY FAULT, I'M...

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(TOGETHER): SUCH A CLUTZ.

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(PIANO INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS)

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HERE... SURE...

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YOU GOT IT?

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YEAH I GOT IT. (SIGHS)

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- GOT IT?
- YEAH.

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(SHE LAUGHS)

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I'M MATT.

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JUDY.

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I JUST MOVED IN THE BUILDING.

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OH, COOL. GREAT.

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WELL I HOPE I SEE YOU AROUND JUDY.

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THANKS.

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- MATT.
- YEAH.

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I WAS JUST WONDERING IF UM...

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CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING
TO ASK YOU THIS.

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IF YOU WANT TO, IF YOU
EVER WANT TO GO ON A DATE

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WITH MY FRIEND. SHE IS
REALLY REALLY GREAT, AND

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I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD
REALLY HIT IT OFF.

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YEAH, DEFINITELY.

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REALLY?

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SO FUNNY. FOR A SECOND
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE

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GOING TO, UH...

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SEE IF WE SHOULD GO OUT--

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(SHE LAUGHS)

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WHICH I WOULDN'T BE
INTERESTED IN BECAUSE

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I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU.

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(LAUGHS) I KNOW.

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YEAH, UH... (CLICKS TEETH)

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(FUNNY OR DIE ENDING JINGLE)

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(SOUND OF JUDY
KICKING CONTAINER)

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(SOUND OF JUDY
DROPPING SOMETHING ELSE)

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