Judy Greer never fails at finding love ... for everyone else.
Published June 11, 2014 130k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Judy Greer - Judy
Beth Behrs - Sarah
Ben McKenzie - Matt
Ingrid Haas - Abby
Colter Harkins - Waiter
Director - Andy Bush
Writer - Jack Allison
Producer - Jason Carden
Coordinator - Devin Das
DP - Mike Karnell
Editor - Andy Maxwell
1st AC - Justin Westfall
Gaffer - Nate Cornett
Key Grip - Ian Thomas
Hair/MU - Jen Osborne
Art - Tricia Robertson
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
PA - Ali Naqvi
PA - Cole McFarlane
Judy's Stylist - Karla Welch
Judy's Make-up - Sage Maitri
Judy's Hair - Kylee Heath
Cat Whisperer - Becca Scheuer
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Published June 11, 2014

(MUSIC PLAYS)
IT TURNS OUT IT WAS
JUST HIS SISTER.
YEAH SO IT'S DONE, IT'S RUINED.
HE'S ON A PLANE TO
PORTLAND TONIGHT,
AND THEN I'M NEVER
GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
SARAH, I'VE NEVER
KNOWN YOU TO GIVE UP
ON SOMETHING SO EASILY.
HE'S LEAVING TONIGHT--
BUT HE'S NOT GONE YET.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS TO FIND LOVE IN
THIS CRAZY WORLD?
HIS PLANE DOESN'T TAKE
OFF FOR 15 MINUTES.
YOU CAN MAKE IT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- YEAH.
GUYS, I GOTTA GO.
- GO!
- (LAUGHS)
GO GET HIM.
GET YOUR MAN GIRL.
GET HIM.
(RESTAURANT ATMOSPHERE)
(LAUGHS)
SO, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN UP TO LATELY?
OH GOSH, UM, HMM...
WELL, I HAVE, UH, JUST BEEN
REALLY SPENDING (CLEARS THROAT)
A LOT OF TIME WITH
SARAH, AND HELPING
HER THROUGH HER
RELATIONSHIP WITH DAN.
- SO...
- MM-HMM...
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
A LOT GOING ON.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- EXCEPT BEING SARAH'S BEST FRIEND.
OH THIS WAS FUN.
(PAST VOICE OF JUDY): I HAVE TO
DRESS UP LIKE A BRIDE IN ORDER
TO SNEAK INTO A
WEDDING VENUE, BECAUSE
WE THOUGHT THAT DAN
WAS GETTING MARRIED,
BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT
HE WASN'T. HE WAS JUST
A GROOMSMAN IN HIS
COUSIN'S WEDDING, SO...
(TV): OH, LITTLE LAURIE.
TRYING HER DANGEST TO
MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF
HERSELF AND
GETTING NO WHERE.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- (TV CONTINUES)
(CLOCK TICKS)
(BOTH ARE STARTLED)
(GUY): OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY.
NO I...
I SHOULD'VE BEEN LOOKING
WHERE I WAS GOING.
MY FAULT, I'M...
(TOGETHER): SUCH A CLUTZ.
(PIANO INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS)
HERE... SURE...
YOU GOT IT?
YEAH I GOT IT. (SIGHS)
- GOT IT?
- YEAH.
(SHE LAUGHS)
I'M MATT.
JUDY.
I JUST MOVED IN THE BUILDING.
OH, COOL. GREAT.
WELL I HOPE I SEE YOU AROUND JUDY.
THANKS.
- MATT.
- YEAH.
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF UM...
CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING
TO ASK YOU THIS.
IF YOU WANT TO, IF YOU
EVER WANT TO GO ON A DATE
WITH MY FRIEND. SHE IS
REALLY REALLY GREAT, AND
I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD
REALLY HIT IT OFF.
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
REALLY?
SO FUNNY. FOR A SECOND
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE
GOING TO, UH...
SEE IF WE SHOULD GO OUT--
(SHE LAUGHS)
WHICH I WOULDN'T BE
INTERESTED IN BECAUSE
I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU.
(LAUGHS) I KNOW.
YEAH, UH... (CLICKS TEETH)
(FUNNY OR DIE ENDING JINGLE)
(SOUND OF JUDY
KICKING CONTAINER)
(SOUND OF JUDY
DROPPING SOMETHING ELSE)

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