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Jim Gaffigan and Hot Pockets!

"I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards, been, 'I'm glad I ate that.'"

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Stand Up

Keywords: Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket Stand up comic Comedy Central joke

Credits: Jim Gaffigan.

13 comments

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lotuselisel

I hope you're joking about the 'product placement' and 'sellout' bit. He makes eating a hot pocket sound like instant death.

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mon

mon

such an obviouse product placement set ,I hope he made a ton of money for this .what a sellout.

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brauny96

brauny96

my back hurts. . . oww

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ncdan69

ncdan69

LOL “Will this burn my mouth? It’ll destroy your mouth”

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WebCred

WebCred

LOL

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lareauxle

lareauxle

this is my favorite stand up bit of all time, thanks for posting it!

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kbeeson

kbeeson

diarrhea pocket.

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jaymaru

jaymaru

this cracks me up every time i see this!

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Montucky

Montucky

Good morning! Your about to call in sick . . . .

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caitox

caitox

“I’m gonna to stick my head in the microwave HOT POCKET!”

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