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I hope you're joking about the 'product placement' and 'sellout' bit. He makes eating a hot pocket sound like instant death.
such an obviouse product placement set ,I hope he made a ton of money for this .what a sellout.
my back hurts. . . oww
LOL “Will this burn my mouth? It’ll destroy your mouth”
LOL
this is my favorite stand up bit of all time, thanks for posting it!
diarrhea pocket.
this cracks me up every time i see this!
Good morning! Your about to call in sick . . . .
“I’m gonna to stick my head in the microwave HOT POCKET!”
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I hope you're joking about the 'product placement' and 'sellout' bit. He makes eating a hot pocket sound like instant death.
such an obviouse product placement set ,I hope he made a ton of money for this .what a sellout.
my back hurts. . . oww
LOL “Will this burn my mouth? It’ll destroy your mouth”
LOL
this is my favorite stand up bit of all time, thanks for posting it!
diarrhea pocket.
this cracks me up every time i see this!
Good morning! Your about to call in sick . . . .
“I’m gonna to stick my head in the microwave HOT POCKET!”