Lobsters: Screamers or Dreamers?

Description: A coffee chat between two young women leads to a perplexing problem: what to do about the screaming lobsters? Neither apparently know that lobsters DON'T scream and have no vocal chords. That sound you hear? Probably air escaping from their stomachs through their mouth parts... or is it? A startling revelation for some: lobsters do react to boiling water -- pain or pleasure? Do boiling lobsters dream of electric stoves? You be the judge. I scream; you scream; we all scream for lobsters!