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The first episode of The Donny Clay Show stars Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison..
Published January 11, 2012 1.9m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jason Alexander, Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison
Created and Written by Jason Alexander and Peter Tilden
Director: Alex Fernie
Producer: Rachel Goldenberg
DP: Adam Silver
Editor: Peter Lazarus
Camera Op: Zach Zdziebko & Matt Sanders
Art: Ellie del Campo & Martin Vallejo
Makeup: Megan Nicoll
Sound: Steve Pallow
PA: Andrew Grissom

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(click)
(boing)

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Voiceover: He's America's
4th leading life coach,

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self-help guru and motivational master.

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The man with the answers.

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Here's Donny Clay!

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Donny: Judgement.

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We're always judging, aren't we?

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People, places,
experiences, relationships.

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And that's why I, Donny
Clay, do not judge.

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You know who I don't like?

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Dr. Phil because he's kind
of a judgey guy, isn't he?

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Very quick with the judgments.

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You may have thought that was a judgement.

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It's not.

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That was an observation.

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(music)

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Today I'm gonna be working with 2 people

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who have been at the center
of a lot of judgement lately.

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17 year old media
sensation, Courtney Stoddin

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and her father, Doug Hutchison.

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Welcome to the Donny Clay Show.

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Courtney: Thank you.

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Doug: I'm not her father.

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I'm her husband.

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Donny: So you 2 kids are married, are you?

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Courtney: Yes, May 2011.

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Donny: Oh! Oh my, oh my.

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Well, Courtney, you were
a 17 year old bride.

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Courtney: 16.

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Donny: Holy shit. (beep)

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We'll edit that out. (laughing)

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Doug: Yeah, Courtney and I,

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we're just very much in love.

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I'm sure you can tell
just by that picture.

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Can we put that picture up, guys?

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Donny: Yeah, yeah.

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(applause)

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I see what you mean, Doug.

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I like what I'm seeing there.

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Courtney: Yeah.

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Donny: Where was this picture taken?

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Doug: Uh, my Uncle Stevie's funeral.

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(music)
(applause)

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Donny: Let's me honest. You know.

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People can be cruel as I've said

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and what we have to do

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is we have to fortify this relationship.

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We have to make it so strong

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that no amount of judgement
can possibly harm you 2 kids.

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So, let's go ahead and
fortify this relationship

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right now, you ready to do some work?

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Doug: Let's go, Donny.

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Courtney: Let's do it.

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(music)
(applause)

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Donny: Now, Courtney.

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You did something very brave recently.

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You went on the Dr. Drew Show.

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Courtney: I did.

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Donny: And allowed him to do an ultrasound

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of your bosom to prove that they are

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as God intended them to be.

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Courtney: Right.

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Donny: But I don't want to do that.

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I'm not that crass.

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I don't care about your breasts.

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I mean, they're lovely. They're lovely.

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Courtney: Thank you.

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Donny: But I don't care about them.

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Courtney: Okay.

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Donny: What I care about is
the quality of your heart.

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Courtney: That's sweet.

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... on my iPhone

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and if I may, I'm gonna use this

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to just find out what's in the quality

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Courtney: Okay.

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Donny: I can't tell.
Which side should I be on?

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Doug: It's on the left side.

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Donny: Not this side?

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Doug: No.

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Donny: Not this side.

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This side over here?

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Doug: Yeah, it's right down there.

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Donny: All righty then.

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Donny: Let me see, I'm getting-

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That's great. I'm getting a lot.

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Are you getting anything?

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Courtney: Um?

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Donny: No. Oh, that's interesting.

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I'm not getting anything here.

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I got full bars right here.

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(music)
(applause)

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Donny: Tell me why you love her, Doug.

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Doug: I love you because
you captured my heart

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and I love your spirit.

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Donny: No, and!

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No, I'm sorry.

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That's the kind of
response anybody can have.

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Let me do something for you.

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Let me-, I'm gonna role play
for a moment, all right?

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Doug: Okay.

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Donny: I'm not gonna be Donny now.

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I'm gonna be Doug.

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Courtney, I love you because

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I know that I could take
you behind this couch

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and have at you in a number of ways.

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Courtney: Mm!

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Donny: You see the reaction I get

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when I talk as Doug?

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Courtney: Yeah.

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Donny: Could you slide over a little more.

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Just a little more.

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It's hard to talk as
you with you so close.

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(music)
(applause)

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Donny: You know, there's going to be

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so much judgement and
criticism coming at you.

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Courtney: Right.

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Donny: That you may be
able to help each other

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build up a little bit of a tough hide.

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Courtney, what's something, a criticism,

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something that you might say

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that might be one of the worst things

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you can say about Doug?

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Courtney: Huh?

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Courtney: I put on the
sexiest lingerie at night.

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I just lie in bed and he's on the computer

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with his emails.

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Donny: He's ignoring you.

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Courtney: Yes.

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Donny: He's not giving you
the attention you need.

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Donny: You not giving her
any kind of attention (slap)

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Doug, give her attention for God's sake.

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What's one of the worst things

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that you can say about Courtney?

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Go ahead.

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Doug: Um, well, let's see. Okay.

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Donny: You're wrong.

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I went to the other side.

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You're wrong.

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Doug: Oh.

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Doug: Okay.

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Donny: That would hurt.

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I know that got to
offensive. I missed that.

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(applause)
(music)

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Donny: Well, we've done
a lot of work today.

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How do you feel?

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Doug: Actually, I feel exactly the same.

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Donny: Well, that's a shame.

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It's a shame Courtney,

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because it means that Doug
is resisting the therapy

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and it means he's closed and a damaged man

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and that's important for you to know.

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I may never be able to get through to him.

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Doug: No, actually ...

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Donny: I told you, Man.

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You are up my ass.

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I may never be able to get through to him,

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but I think there's a
lot of work for us to do

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and you know what?

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I'd like to invite you back
on the show another time.

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How old will you be a year from now?

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Courtney: I'll be 18.

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Donny: Yeah, that would be a good time.

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I'm Donny Clay.

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I'll see you next time.

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(music)
(applause)

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So, what exactly is (chattering together).

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