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Patton Oswalt - Demon Cock

Patton Oswalt compares Los Angeles to a demon cock.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Stand Up

Keywords: Patton Oswalt demon cock Los Angeles LA lesbian midget villiages San Francisco New York

Credits: Patton Oswalt

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ohcm

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3fb663a0a1/charlie-s-stand-up?rel=user&rel_pos=1

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

You really DO look like a little lesbian! An adorable, hilarious little lesbian.

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tattedout

tattedout

OMG Patton RULES!!! When he does his routine about a cop and Weed (well 1st he starts off w/ being a kid and playingkid games outside!! Then goes on bout getting caught w/ pot !!! Holy shit I lose it!!! Thx for the laughs !!! I need them!! Tami

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kbeeson

kbeeson

it would be cool to visit a little people’s village. feel like a giant.

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