Poor People Are Dumb
The latest Romney/Ryan 2012 campaign ad... Lyrics: Have you ever lied awake Wondering how those bills will be paid off The house is foreclosing And you've just been laid off Have... more »
The latest Romney/Ryan 2012 campaign ad...
Lyrics:
Have you ever lied awake
Wondering how those bills will be paid off
The house is foreclosing
And you've just been laid off
Have you ever prayed to God
To help your family
Next time you feel you're sinking
Just think of me...
I've got money that I fill my trash with
Wipe my ass with
Money that I buy cleaner money with
I've got 99 problems but a bill ain't one
I pee on my recyclables just for fun
Because poor people are dumb
Poor people are dumb
They say that money won't
Buy you happiness
But it'll buy vocal lessons (oh oh oh!)
You're poor, for sure
And speaking statistically
You'll never eat as healthy as me
If wealth is relative
We're not even distant cousins
Don't mean to rub it in (wait, wait, just kidding, I do)
I've got money that I wipe my ass with
Fill my trash with
Money that I buy more money with
I've got 99 problems but a bill ain't one
Just fired all my housekeepers just for fun
Because poor people are dumb
Poor people are dumb
Rich people are smart
And poor people are dumb
Yeah!
Starring: Katie Felber, Bryan Felber, Jon Fisher
Writer: Jon Fisher
Director/Editor: Bryan Felber
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The latest Romney/Ryan 2012 campaign ad...
Lyrics:
Have you ever lied awake
Wondering how those bills will be paid off
The house is foreclosing
And you've just been laid off
Have you ever prayed to God
To help your family
Next time you feel you're sinking
Just think of me...
I've got money that I fill my trash with
Wipe my ass with
Money that I buy cleaner money with
I've got 99 problems but a bill ain't one
I pee on my recyclables just for fun
Because poor people are dumb
Poor people are dumb
They say that money won't
Buy you happiness
But it'll buy vocal lessons (oh oh oh!)
You're poor, for sure
And speaking statistically
You'll never eat as healthy as me
If wealth is relative
We're not even distant cousins
Don't mean to rub it in (wait, wait, just kidding, I do)
I've got money that I wipe my ass with
Fill my trash with
Money that I buy more money with
I've got 99 problems but a bill ain't one
Just fired all my housekeepers just for fun
Because poor people are dumb
Poor people are dumb
Rich people are smart
And poor people are dumb
Yeah!
Starring: Katie Felber, Bryan Felber, Jon Fisher
Writer: Jon Fisher
Director/Editor: Bryan Felber
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